THE GREAT TEST, NERD EDDITION
By: ACOLYTE Drake Starfire
 
The compromise that you find when youre
stuck at the end of the alley... youre flucked.
Thats how i felt, i needed to make peace.
Not with false gods or people ive wronged.
But myself, I DIDNT study for my exam on
the Krath. Now im gonna fail and im banking 
on something happening to my instructor.

Im in my room and i see that the exam is 
TOMMOROW and im screwed. I left my 
books in the library thinking i didnt need to
study. well crap, i did and i really need 
those books. Maybe, just maybe, i can 
sneek into the library covert ops style and
get my books. Yeah, thats what im gonna do.
All my training in the EH, all the time ive 
spent crafting the best blue milk has paid 
off. Time to rumble.

* Epic music plays as Drake gears up*

"Its time, time for the Darkside to see
what kind of beast they have, for i am
Drake Starfire, PRINCE OF ALL BLUE 
MILK!" At that moment a security droid
knocked on the door to see if Drake was
in bed after hours. Drake leaped into bed
before the droid opened the door, the droid
saw nothing and closed the door and left.
"dang I need to leave pronto" he whispered.

Drake opened the door very,very,very slow
he did not want to elert anyone or anything.
He was gonna have to do this fast without
any disturbance. If he got caught he would
be in serious trouble. He krept through the 
halls and slipped through the corridors.
he made no sound and was silent. He 
avoided droids,sleepy teachers, and 
other lurking students with the same 
intentions. He met his friend Cruise, who
vowed silence and Drake continued faster
now as he need ALOT of extra time to study.
Alas, when Drake drew nearer to the Library
it became harder to slip through unnoticed.

I climbed into the vents and made my way to
the library. I saw a maze of lasers and 
camera droids. Could not help but take a 
selfie and upload it to SpaceBook.com
showing off to my friends. I dropped into
the depths of the library avoiding lasers
and hacking camera droids. I searched 
every where for my books and after like an
hour i found them, so i stuffed them in my
bag and carried on to my dorm, in the 
process tripping an alarm. So i just ran,
i ran past security, teachers, other students
and a security droid, they all tried to stop
me but i was too fast, as i turned a hall i 
jumped into a bathroom, and to my luck
it was a female bathroom. I climbed into
another vent, this time it took me straight to 
my room and when i unpacked and set down
my books there was a message from the
headmaster saying "great job kid, you 
couldve downloaded the books virtually
onto your datapad." after hours of studying
and facepalms that night, i took the test the 
next day and got a 100. I learned my lesson
and will now use virtual books, and Ive been
humbled... Thanks for listening, THE END.