"There be the Pikachewie!"
I heard the man shout
Over the wookie talkie,
There was not a doubt.

"Over there! Ewok dis way!"
The guy followed up.
Boba Vet replied, "Okay!"
Sending his search pup.

He said, "Yoda one fo' me!"
As he threw out a ball.
Alderaan places he be,
When it went towards Darth Mall.

Sad, he sipped his 'Qui-Gon Gin',
looking at Jar Jar Sphinx.
"Maybe I'll try yodalin',
as I work out the kinks."