Darth Pravus' tears cure cancer but he never cries because something something Dark Side.

Darth Pravus is seven feet tall and kills men by the hundreds with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his ass.

One can grind meat on Darth Pravus' abs.

Darth Pravus needs you to duck when he turns toward you so he doesn't slap you with his genitals.

Firaxan sharks have a week dedicated to Darth Pravus.

Darth Pravus' robes never wrinkle.

Darth Pravus is fluent in every language in the galaxy, including three that only he speaks.

Darth Pravus eats nails for breakfast... without milk.

Darth Pravus' bowel movements produce Sith Holocrons.

The center of a black hole is Darth Pravus moping about Sith in-fighting.

Darth Pravus needs pizza stuffed into the crotch of his spandex pants in order to masturbate effectively.

Darth Pravus' mama is so fat that all her laundry is set to Bulky Items.

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