(Chorus with alternating background vocals in reply)
Not just a team
THE Team!
What kind of team?
THE Green Team!
Let's rev up
THE Green Machine

Hear that rumbling in the distance
The kinda machine that defeated France
Foes crushed beneath grinding treads
Staining the ground with oranges and reds
Armed with a ninety millimeter gun
Armor to protect from penetration
You can't stop our glorious green ranks
We're virtually a team of heavy tanks

(Chorus)

THE Green team is led by the finest trio
'Lincia and Halc rockin' like Dio
TuQ being awesome with his wide-brimmed hat
Hacking consoles and out-shooting glowbats
This awesome trifecta just can't be beat
Our enemies shall collapse and retreat
When THE Green team steamrolls this event
Our foes will be beaten, torn-up and spent

(Unintelligable metal growling about how my favorite color used to be green until I realized how awesome purple was and green is still my second favorite color, but it's my favorite for the duration of this year's Pro Bowl because I'm on this team) 

(Chorus)

The best color is green
And I'll tell you why
I love it so much
Wish it colored the sky (sorry blue)
So many wonderful things are green
Grass on the ground and leaves on the trees
Cash in my wallet, green traffic lights
Mint in my 'jito on long summer nights

(Chorus x2)