Competition: [VoM] Pun War! (Week 1)

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[VoM] Pun War! (Week 1)

It’s been a long and very, very, VERY hot day on Mustafar, and your Plagueian buddies and you are kicking back and having a drink. Suddenly, a fiery beauty strolls in, and you can’t help but try your best pick-up lines. For this competition, try to woo your newly found point of desire using your best Star Wars, DB, and Plagueis-themed pick-up lines. For example:

“I must be a Stormtrooper, ‘cause I sure was missing out before I saw you!”

A minimum of 3 pick-up lines will qualify you for crescent consideration. Grading will be based on creativity, humor, and appropriate use of both Star Wars and DB lore.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[PLA] Vacation on Mustafar
Organized by
General Ronovi Tavisaen
Running time
2019-05-20 until 2019-05-27 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.
Results
Member
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

"Where have you been all my life? Because I've been looking in Alderaan places."

"I must be Kylo Ren, because you're my First Order."

"Call me Han Solo because I'm about to shirt first. Want to grab a drink?"

Placement
1st place
Member
Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission

Hey there darlin', care to try not to choke on my ambition?
I might be overestimating my power, but I want to try and take your high ground.
Baby, call me a Sith, because you are an 'absolute' bombshell.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Marcus Armani
Member
Marcus Armani
Textual submission

- Is your name Zuser, because I’d love to buzz your tower!
- Are you into CAH? Because we’d love to steal your humanity.
- Baby, I’d never lie to you! Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Placement
3rd place
Member
Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

1) They say Mustafar is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
2) Is there a spaceport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
3) Is your dad a member of The Collective? Cause you’re the bomb/Infiltrated my heart.
4) Is your name HoloNet? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5) Are you a Lothcat because I'm feline a connection between us.
6) If looks could kill, you'd be a Starkiller Base.
7) Is the climate control unit malfunctioning in here or is it just you? (Mustafar, "Is it hot in here")

Placement
No placement
Member
Lokast Falls
Textual submission

1) Its my lightsaber. Go ahead, touch it, play with it.
2) Would your boyfriend mind if I bought you a drink?
3) You seemed really interesting and I thought you might wanna go out and share a TIEpod?
4) That's no moon, its a penis.
5) You are about to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.
6) I wanna lick your outer rim.
7) I hate sand...(it worked for Padme, dont judge)
8) If you want, I can get us a sweet sit down spot with no railing on El Death Starro.
9) How about you dress up as Leia, and Ill be the big black guy.
10) Hello there...

Placement
No placement
Member
Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

* Hey baby, you know there's a Rule of Two, me and you!

* Hey honey, I am a Chadra-Fan of you!

* I like big Hutts and I cannot lie!

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Submission
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Silas Manx
Textual submission

"I'd like to be Zam Wessel to your J-type diplomatic barge. We can go out with a big bang."
"I'm attracted to you like torpedos are to the Death Star!"
"I'd climb to the top of Scarif tower to communicate my love for you."

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Textual submission

Did I see you on the holonet or in my dreams either way, we can get out of here and I can show you what happened.

Are you a droid because all the people I've met don't look that perfect.

Mustafar, the lava's the second hottest thing about this planet.

Would you like to Pla a game?

I'd go to Jakku for you.

Are you the First Order because like the New Republic I'm not showing any signs of resistance.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

It must be hot here, cause I'm Lava'ing your coolness.
A Lava flea wouldn't stand a chance against your hotness.
You must be one to keeping this place hot, cause I'm sweating in your presence.

Placement
No placement