Competition: You can't pickup chicks (or dudes) in a tie fighter!

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You can't pickup chicks (or dudes) in a tie fighter!

Hey baby, do you have a little dark jedi in you? No, Do you want to?

Yea we all know that's not going to work. And it's funny because it's so lame!

Submit a pickup line; that makes me piss my pants; either because it's awesome; or because it's lame.

One Rule: It must be Starwars related

How It's Graded

  • This will be completely subjective.

  • Funnier will get you points.

  • If it works on my girlfriend; you will get bonus points.

Competition Information
Organized by
Omega Kira
Running time
2016-04-18 until 2016-04-25 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
30 subscribers, of which 28 have participated.
Results
Member
Adept Bentre Stahoes
Submission
Adept Bentre Stahoes opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
Member
Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

Hey baby, are you a starkiller? Because your moves are destroying my whole system.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

"I usually fly Solo, but I'd love for you to be my Wookie. Holonet and Chill?"

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Braecen Kaeth
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Submission
Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
4th place
5th place
Aiden Dru
Member
Aiden Dru
Submission
Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

"Hey baby, you must be my padawan. Cause I'm going to teach you to handle this lightsaber."

Placement
6th place
7th place
Aul Celsus
Member
Aul Celsus
Textual submission

A: "I know."
B: "What are you talking about?"
A: "I thought I heard you say you loved me."

Placement
7th place
8th place
Scarlet Agna
Member
Scarlet Agna
Textual submission

How can you be from an ice planet when you’re so Hoth?

Placement
8th place
Member
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor
Submission
Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
9th place
Member
Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

"Hey, space lady. Is that brown hood for show, because I would like to jawa with you"

Placement
10th place
Member
Shawnathan Do'Urden
Textual submission

That last girl? No, that's done. It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. You're the Obi-Wan for me.

Placement
10th place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

How about you show my torpedo your exhaust port?

Placement
No placement
Member
Garloaf
Textual submission

Hey girl I may be a Cathar but I lick like a Shistavanen

Placement
No placement
Member
Kookimarissia Mimosa-Inahj
Textual submission

Hey gorgeous, is that a lightsaber in my robes, or am I pleased to see you?

Placement
No placement
Member
Jeviete
Textual submission

Can I introduce my wookie to your ewok?

Placement
No placement
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
File submission
pickup.jpg
Placement
No placement
Member
Reaper Ryuu Suoh
Submission
Reaper Ryuu Suoh opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova
Submission
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission

“You ladies lookng for love in Alderaan places?”

Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

"Hey girl, you know they say I'm like sand. I'm rough, I'm course, and I get everywhere."

Placement
No placement
Member
Rian Taldrya
Textual submission

I must be a lightsaber. Cause, everytime I see you, you're turning me on.

Placement
No placement
Member
Morax Darkblade
Textual submission

Do you want the D? R2 D2 enough for you?

Placement
No placement
Member
Alishu
Textual submission

When she's buying Spice, "Hey girl, spice is expensive. How about I give you some sugar instead? It's free~"

Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

Hey baby, you are my passion to my dark side.

Placement
No placement
Member
Sia Thiano
Textual submission

Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

Placement
No placement
Member
Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission

Would you like to go on a date with me? Cause I heard that Yoda man!

Placement
No placement
Member
Lord Halcyon
Textual submission

Girl, my engine's so hot I'd do your Kessel Run in 11 parsecs!

Placement
No placement
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

Hey baby I heard you like bad boys.

I don't mean to brag, but I used to bulls-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than 2 meters.

*Wink Wink, gun fingers*

Placement
No placement
Member
Tebbo Jensen
Submission
Tebbo Jensen opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement