Competition: Quick & Easy CON Comp (2-3)

Specifics

Provide the specific words asked in the MB thread, and post them. You may only choose one set of words, so choose carefully. Once everyone has submitted their words, Kir will put them into the paragraph he has written (with blanks already in place). The person with the funniest paragraph after all have been read will win.

You can find the thread here: http://www.darkjedibrotherhood.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=1396

This competition will end on August 2th.