On two previous occasions, the Brotherhood's greatest pungineers have done battle for honor, glory, and the groans of their enemies. With a certain quadrennial athletic competition (that I dare not mention for fear of the mighty trademark gods) coming to a close, it's time to do it again.
Below you will be given a number of topics on which you will craft your best (worst?) and most groan inducing pun. While I'm not going to set a firm word limit, I will remind you all that brevity is the soul of wit. Each pun will be scored on a 1-10 scale based on humor, originality (very important) and groan factor and the highest overall scores will win (in the case of a tie, the highest and lowest pun scores will be dropped). Good luck!
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1st place
A deleted dossier 
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2nd place
A deleted dossier 
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3rd place
Moff Alethia Archenksova 
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4th place
Kylex Sanguris 
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5th place
Tasha'Vel Versea 
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6th place
General Daniel Stephens 
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7th place
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter 
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8th place
Scarlet Agna 
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9th place
Ernordeth Puer-Irae 
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10th place
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae 
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