Competition: [COU] Odan-Urrs worst comedian

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[COU] Odan-Urrs worst comedian

Who would like to be named the Clan's worst comedian? If you do, its simple. Submit your worst joke or jokes (max of three) to the comp. Winners will be chosen by the organizer based on the worst, most horrible, facepalming joke they read. Awards 4th level Crescents.

Competition Information
Organized by
General Takota Okami
Running time
2016-09-13 until 2016-09-20 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Submission
Champion Rajhin Cindertail opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
2nd place
Mauro Wynter
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeno business.
Why should everyone learn sign language? Because it is very handy.
What did the bouncer at the fully occupied brothel tell the waiting customers? Beat it, we are closed.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Junazee
Member
Junazee
File submission
joke_1.jpg
Textual submission

What did the vegetables say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do you call a lost wolf?
A Where-Wolf!!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Edgar Drachen
File submission
564010_10202338711290653_1685571261_n.jpg
Textual submission

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but DE BRIE!

Placement
No placement
Member
Torin Ardell
Textual submission

When did Katy Perry last eat fries?

Last Friday Night

Placement
No placement
Member
High Inquisitor Tisto Kingang
Textual submission

1) What do you Call a blind doe?
A No-eye-deer

2)Three men walk into a bar the fourth one ducks

3) Tisto

Placement
No placement
Member
Sa Ool
Textual submission

What did one banana say to the other banana? Why don't we split.

Placement
No placement