What the...? Whoops! You have awakened to discover a horrifying situation: somehow, someway, you have been transformed into a 7 year old version of yourself, complete with your adult memories. How do you go about fixing the situation without being overwhelmed by the logic and instincts of your 7 year old self? Things to consider: adults taking you seriously (or not); ability to speak in complete sentences; changes in size, perception, etc.

In no less than 500 words detail your experiences with the above prompt. All grading will be done according to the fiction rubric, with extra points being awarded for humor, and all submissions must be in a word document (.rtf, .dox, or a PDF).