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• The Impressive Clergyman

It's February, and love and romance are in the air. Your character has a crucial part to play in a wedding - either theirs or someone else's - and your task to describe how that weddings goes. Does anyone object? Who takes a slice of wedding cake to the face? Is it sappy or filled with violence?

Entries must be at least 500 words and will be graded according to the standard Voice Fiction Rubric.