Competition: [Tarenutm] Liath Caption I

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[Tarenutm] Liath Caption I

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Come up with a funny caption for the attached picture. Send the caption through the competition submission form in simple text form (no emails, no files, keep it simple). The funniest captions get fourth level Crescents.

Competition Information
Organized by
Sala Fe
Running time
2017-02-16 until 2017-03-01 (14 days)
Target Unit
House Liath
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Anshar Kahn Tarentae
Submission
Anshar Kahn Tarentae opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
1st place
2nd place
Garloaf
Member
Garloaf
Textual submission

that's why you always wear a helmet

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
blackhawk
Member
blackhawk
Textual submission

... Hello?

Placement
3rd place
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

When two people stare into each other's eyes and attempt to maintain eye contact for a longer period than their opponent.

Placement
4th place
5th place
Magik
Member
Magik
Textual submission

Grandfather I will never stray from your teachings

Placement
5th place