Competition: Another... *hic* Corellian Ale, Barkeep!

Competition: Another... hic Corellian Ale, Barkeep!

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Another... *hic* Corellian Ale, Barkeep!

March has arrived, and the various bars and clubs around the galaxy are preparing for a month of partying like no one has seen since...

Why? Because of St. Palpatine's day, of course! Sith drink to remember, Jedi drink to forget, and the Mercenaries? Well, they just want to make sure you get nice and drunk. Don't worry about your credits, they're fine.

But once the party's done, you've gotta get to your ship to go home. Here's the hard part: one too many Corellian Ales have left you... wobbly.

Your task is to make it as far as you can in the flash game QWOP. Screenshot and submit your furthest distance. Ties will be broken by submission time. Good luck!

https://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Competition Information

Organized by: Aul Celsus
Running time: 2017-03-07 until 2017-03-20 (14 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Flash Gaming/Puzzles
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 44 subscribers, of which 41 have participated.

Results

1st place

Silent

Member: Silent
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 66 seconds (± 1 minute)
File submission: IMG_1625.JPG
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae

Member: Kromtal Bloodfyre Romanae
Subscription time: 15 March 2017
Submission time: 15 March 2017
Time taken: 784 seconds (± 13 minutes)
File submission: kromtal.png
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Silas Manx

Member: Silas Manx
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 28 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Screen_Shot_2017-03-06_at_8.26.13_PM.png
Placement: 3rd place

Geosh Romanae

Member: Geosh Romanae
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 347 seconds (± 6 minutes)
File submission: Screenshot_from_2017-03-07_13-57-36.png
Placement: No placement

Corsair Chrome

Member: Corsair Chrome
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 325 seconds (± 5 minutes)
File submission: 14059_Chrome_qwop.jpg
Textual submission: There's a way to scoot all the way to 100m, but I got bored after 17.6 :P
Placement: No placement

Benn Nevis

Member: Benn Nevis
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 11 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Capture.jpg
Placement: No placement

Rian Taldrya

Member: Rian Taldrya
Subscription time: 08 March 2017
Submission time: 12 March 2017
Time taken: 333234 seconds (± 4 days)
File submission: qwop.png
Placement: No placement

Koryn Palpatine Thraagus

Member: Koryn Palpatine Thraagus
Subscription time: 08 March 2017
Submission time: 08 March 2017
Time taken: 20 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Another_Corellian_Ale.png
Placement: No placement

Edgar Drachen

Member: Edgar Drachen
Subscription time: 08 March 2017
Submission time: 08 March 2017
Time taken: 8 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Capture.JPG
Placement: No placement

Marcus Kiriyu

Member: Marcus Kiriyu
Subscription time: 10 March 2017
Submission time: 10 March 2017
Time taken: 137 seconds (± 2 minutes)
File submission: 2017-03-10_(1).png
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Subscription time

10 March 2017

Submission time

10 March 2017

Time taken

24 seconds (± less than a minute)

Textual submission

https://gyazo.com/77e4778b5657576901ff58ef91ace2a4

wtf is this :p can't get anywhere

Placement

No placement

Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Member: Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Subscription time: 11 March 2017
Submission time: 11 March 2017
Time taken: 20 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: running.png
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Subscription time: 11 March 2017
Submission time: 11 March 2017
Time taken: 35 seconds (± 1 minute)
File submission: Screenshot_(31).png
Placement: No placement

Omega Kira

Member: Omega Kira
Subscription time: 12 March 2017
Submission time: 12 March 2017
Time taken: 287 seconds (± 5 minutes)
File submission: Screenshot_from_2017-03-12_16-47-27.png
Textual submission: Omega Kira
Placement: No placement

Seer A'lora Kituri

Member: Seer A'lora Kituri
Subscription time: 13 March 2017
Submission time: 13 March 2017
Time taken: 29 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: 068c444f0874689cfbccd27605cedb50.png
Textual submission: 7.1m (best)
Placement: No placement

Ashia Kagan Keibatsu

Member: Ashia Kagan Keibatsu
Subscription time: 13 March 2017
Submission time: 13 March 2017
Time taken: 97 seconds (± 2 minutes)
File submission: qwop.doc
Placement: No placement

General Stres'tron'garmis

Member: General Stres'tron'garmis
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 9 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: qwops.png
Placement: No placement

Sala Fe

Member: Sala Fe
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 23 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: IMG_1259.JPG
Placement: No placement

Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej

Member: Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej
Subscription time: 15 March 2017
Submission time: 15 March 2017
Time taken: 28 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Unbenannt.jpg
Placement: No placement

Vosiri Lightscrest

Member: Vosiri Lightscrest
Subscription time: 15 March 2017
Submission time: 15 March 2017
Time taken: 26 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: Vosiri4993.jpg
Placement: No placement

Lu'aisha Gresee

Member: Lu'aisha Gresee
Subscription time: 16 March 2017
Submission time: 16 March 2017
Time taken: 2485 seconds (± 41 minutes)
File submission: athletic_Gresee_13090.png
Textual submission: 26.1 m
Placement: No placement

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Subscription time: 17 March 2017
Submission time: 17 March 2017
Time taken: 117 seconds (± 2 minutes)
File submission: howlader_8.png
Placement: No placement

Maxine Sharp

Member: Maxine Sharp
Subscription time: 18 March 2017
Submission time: 18 March 2017
Time taken: 306 seconds (± 5 minutes)
File submission: Sw3.PNG
Textual submission: This was Hard.
Placement: No placement

Adept Bentre Stahoes

Member: Adept Bentre Stahoes
Subscription time: 18 March 2017
Submission time: 18 March 2017
Time taken: 323 seconds (± 5 minutes)
File submission: corellian_ale_14185.png
Placement: No placement

Alara Deathbane

Member: Alara Deathbane
Subscription time: 19 March 2017
Submission time: 19 March 2017
Time taken: 347 seconds (± 6 minutes)
File submission: corellian_ale_flip.png
Textual submission: Tried to beat my best but couldn't get anywhere near close XD
Placement: No placement

Braecen Kaeth

Member: Braecen Kaeth
Subscription time: 20 March 2017
Submission time: 20 March 2017
Time taken: 13 seconds (± less than a minute)
Submission: Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 406 seconds (± 7 minutes)
File submission: Lt._Col._Lithar_Andaris__11518__Another..._hic_Corellian_Ale__Barkeep!.jpg
Placement: No placement

Occultan Iacul

Member: Occultan Iacul
Subscription time: 08 March 2017
Submission time: 08 March 2017
Time taken: 1191 seconds (± 20 minutes)
File submission: Screenshot_(78).png
Placement: No placement

Xan Phraz-Etar

Member: Xan Phraz-Etar
Subscription time: 08 March 2017
Submission time: 08 March 2017
Time taken: 989 seconds (± 16 minutes)
File submission: comp_3704_qwop.JPG
Placement: No placement

Armad

Member: Armad
Subscription time: 10 March 2017
Submission time: 10 March 2017
Time taken: 10 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: qwop.png
Placement: No placement

Corvus Corax

Member: Corvus Corax
Subscription time: 10 March 2017
Submission time: 10 March 2017
Time taken: 13 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: 2017-03-10_(8).png
Placement: No placement

Obsidian

Member: Obsidian
Subscription time: 11 March 2017
Submission time: 11 March 2017
Time taken: 39 seconds (± 1 minute)
File submission: Screenshot_(6).png
Placement: No placement

Minister Cor-Hatha Vow

Member: Minister Cor-Hatha Vow
Subscription time: 11 March 2017
Submission time: 11 March 2017
Time taken: 29 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: 3p8
Textual submission: 3.8 was the best I could do. Ridiculously hard!
Placement: No placement

Derek Cinn

Member: Derek Cinn
Subscription time: 12 March 2017
Submission time: 20 March 2017
Time taken: 713718 seconds (± 8 days)
File submission: Screenshot_(89).png
Placement: No placement

CharLotteGoesStarWars

Member: CharLotteGoesStarWars
Subscription time: 12 March 2017
Submission time: 12 March 2017
Time taken: 447 seconds (± 7 minutes)
File submission: QWOP_18.8m.png
Placement: No placement

Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind

Member: Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 22 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: qwop.doc
Placement: No placement

Essik Lyccane

Member: Essik Lyccane
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 19 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: tarvitzattempt.jpg
Placement: No placement

Junazee

Member: Junazee
Subscription time: 19 March 2017
Submission time: 19 March 2017
Time taken: 391 seconds (± 7 minutes)
File submission: RE-RE.png
Placement: No placement

Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu

Member: Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Subscription time: 13 March 2017
Submission time: 13 March 2017
Time taken: 17 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: qwopsucks.jpg
Placement: No placement

Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Subscription time: 19 March 2017
Submission time: 19 March 2017
Time taken: 897 seconds (± 15 minutes)
File submission: Another..._hic_Corellian_Ale_Barkeep_FLG.png
Textual submission: This game is fun, but infuriating :) Thanks.
Placement: No placement

Ossk

Member: Ossk
Subscription time: 14 March 2017
Submission time: 14 March 2017
Time taken: 200 seconds (± 3 minutes)
File submission: 2017-03-14_(2).png
Textual submission: This game is impossible... good luck with that, i'm giving up :P
Placement: No placement

Master Selika Roh di Plagia

Member: Master Selika Roh di Plagia
Subscription time: 07 March 2017
Submission time: 07 March 2017
Time taken: 10 seconds (± less than a minute)
File submission: qwop.jpg
Placement: No placement