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Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #1

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #1

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly probably intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information

Parent Competition
DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by
Adept Marick Tyris, Eminent Val Cole
Running time
2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
18 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.

Results

1st place
Knight Justinios Drake
Member
Knight Justinios Drake
Textual submission

The standards at Chick-Fil-A have really gone down hill lately...

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Prophet Halcyon Rokir Taldrya
Member
Prophet Halcyon Rokir Taldrya
Textual submission

Jabba phone hoooooome

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Prophet Howlader Taldrya
Member
Prophet Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

So pretty. So squishy. So green.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Knight Obsidian
Member
Knight Obsidian
Textual submission

"it's true he is slimy!"

Placement
4th place
5th place
Privateer Pollus Paratus
Member
Privateer Pollus Paratus
Textual submission

Pull my finger!

Placement
5th place
Savant Firith'rar
Member
Savant Firith'rar
Textual submission

"You should see how strong my neck muscles are since I have been working out."

Placement
No placement
Battlemaster Jurdan Krennel
Member
Battlemaster Jurdan Krennel
Textual submission

But that's my frog dinner jabba get your own.

Placement
No placement
Augur Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Member
Augur Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

Jabba doesn't share food.

Placement
No placement
Warrior Solas Night-Thorn
Member
Warrior Solas Night-Thorn
Textual submission

Oh tagwa, u may kiss myo hand sir.
(Oh yes, you may kiss my hand sir.)
Translated in Huttese

Placement
No placement
Battlemaster Reiden Karr
Member
Battlemaster Reiden Karr
Textual submission

Keep touching him like that, and he'll stick you in a shiny metal bikini.

Placement
No placement
Augur Xantros
Member
Augur Xantros
Textual submission

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee

Placement
No placement
Yeoman Tex
Member
Yeoman Tex
Textual submission

Here is our latest recruiting officer for a new club Slimming world

Placement
No placement
Raider Aiden Dru
Member
Raider Aiden Dru
Submission
Raider Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Raider Ranarr Kul
Member
Raider Ranarr Kul
Textual submission

Heej Jabba... want to lick me?

Placement
No placement
Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae
Member
Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae
Textual submission

No, really Jabba. I'll wear the slave girl outfit. Don't hate.

Placement
No placement
Savant Kelly Mendes
Member
Savant Kelly Mendes
Submission
Savant Kelly Mendes opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Battlelord Pel Tarentae
Member
Battlelord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission

Hey, I thought we agreed you weren't going to hit the frogs as hard anymore...I don't want to lose you early to something preventable!

Placement
No placement