Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #1

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #1

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly ~~probably~~ intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by: Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae, Valhavoc
Running time: 2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 18 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.

Results

1st place

Raiheaux

Member: Raiheaux
Textual submission: The standards at Chick-Fil-A have really gone down hill lately...
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Lord Halcyon

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: Jabba phone hoooooome
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission: So pretty. So squishy. So green.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Obsidian

Member: Obsidian
Textual submission: "it's true he is slimy!"
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Silas Manx

Member: Silas Manx
Textual submission: Pull my finger!
Placement: 5th place

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: Bring me Solo and the Wookiee
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Heej Jabba... want to lick me?
Placement: No placement

Tribune Kanal O'neill

Member: Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission: But that's my frog dinner jabba get your own.
Placement: No placement

Benn Nevis

Member: Benn Nevis
Textual submission: "You should see how strong my neck muscles are since I have been working out."
Placement: No placement

Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission: Jabba doesn't share food.
Placement: No placement

Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: Keep touching him like that, and he'll stick you in a shiny metal bikini.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Pel Tarentae

Member: Warlord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission: Hey, I thought we agreed you weren't going to hit the frogs as hard anymore...I don't want to lose you early to something preventable!
Placement: No placement

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: Oh tagwa, u may kiss myo hand sir.
(Oh yes, you may kiss my hand sir.)
Translated in Huttese
Placement: No placement

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission: Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Master Zsarion Bloodfyre

Member: Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission: No, really Jabba. I'll wear the slave girl outfit. Don't hate.
Placement: No placement

Aiden Dru

Member: Aiden Dru
Submission: Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Texas UK

Member: Texas UK
Textual submission: Here is our latest recruiting officer for a new club Slimming world
Placement: No placement