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Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly probably intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information

Parent Competition
DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by
Adept Marick Tyris, Eminent Val Cole
Running time
2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
19 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.

Results

1st place
Knight Justinios Drake
Member
Knight Justinios Drake
Textual submission

I call this gun the "Is this still canon" cannon.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Prophet Howlader Taldrya
Member
Prophet Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission

Come with me if you want to live.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Warrior Solas Night-Thorn
Member
Warrior Solas Night-Thorn
Textual submission

Mine's bigger.

Placement
3rd place
4th place
Savant Kelly Mendes
Member
Savant Kelly Mendes
Submission
Savant Kelly Mendes opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
4th place
5th place
Raider Ranarr Kul
Member
Raider Ranarr Kul
Textual submission

"Next time I'll wear that armor and you the silly hat."

Placement
5th place
Acolyte Nijalah
Member
Acolyte Nijalah
Textual submission

If you knew anything about Stormtroopers, you wouldn't be standing there.

Placement
No placement
Battlemaster Jurdan Krennel
Member
Battlemaster Jurdan Krennel
Textual submission

My blaster is definitely bigger than yours. oh wait you have a finger gun. what a derp.

Placement
No placement
Knight Obsidian
Member
Knight Obsidian
Textual submission

"Here's a real weapon nerd."

Placement
No placement
Battlemaster Reiden Karr
Member
Battlemaster Reiden Karr
Textual submission

"Heh, puny man. Mine is bigger."

Placement
No placement
Prophet Halcyon Rokir Taldrya
Member
Prophet Halcyon Rokir Taldrya
Textual submission

It's not about the size of your gun...no, it really is about the size of your gun

Placement
No placement
Augur Xantros
Member
Augur Xantros
Textual submission

May the gun be with you

Placement
No placement
Yeoman Tex
Member
Yeoman Tex
Textual submission

On a night out see what security they now employ just to stop you taking in your own Food &Drinks

Placement
No placement
Raider Aiden Dru
Member
Raider Aiden Dru
Textual submission

*modulated voice* "does this utility belt make my butt look fat?"

Placement
No placement
Savant Firith'rar
Member
Savant Firith'rar
Textual submission

Shoot everything and blow the rest of it up! - Excerpt from "The Non Force Users Guide to Writing Fictions"

Placement
No placement
Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae
Member
Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae
Textual submission

Pew pew! ...I shot first. Wheeeeeeee, I'm so drunk!

Placement
No placement
Augur Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Member
Augur Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission

Yvan eht nioj! (Join the Navy!)

Placement
No placement
Privateer Pollus Paratus
Member
Privateer Pollus Paratus
Textual submission

Lol, I bet you noticed my finger gun before you noticed his stealth hand cannon.

Placement
No placement