Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #2

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly ~~probably~~ intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by: Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae, Valhavoc
Running time: 2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 19 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.

Results

1st place

Raiheaux

Member: Raiheaux
Textual submission: I call this gun the "Is this still canon" cannon.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Textual submission: Come with me if you want to live.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: Mine's bigger.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission: Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: "Next time I'll wear that armor and you the silly hat."
Placement: 5th place

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: May the gun be with you
Placement: No placement

Lord Halcyon

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: It's not about the size of your gun...no, it really is about the size of your gun
Placement: No placement

Obsidian

Member: Obsidian
Textual submission: "Here's a real weapon nerd."
Placement: No placement

Tribune Kanal O'neill

Member: Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission: My blaster is definitely bigger than yours. oh wait you have a finger gun. what a derp.
Placement: No placement

Nijalah

Member: Nijalah
Textual submission: If you knew anything about Stormtroopers, you wouldn't be standing there.
Placement: No placement

Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission: Yvan eht nioj! (Join the Navy!)
Placement: No placement

Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: "Heh, puny man. Mine is bigger."
Placement: No placement

Benn Nevis

Member: Benn Nevis
Textual submission: Shoot everything and blow the rest of it up! - Excerpt from "The Non Force Users Guide to Writing Fictions"
Placement: No placement

Silas Manx

Member: Silas Manx
Textual submission: Lol, I bet you noticed my finger gun before you noticed his stealth hand cannon.
Placement: No placement

Master Zsarion Bloodfyre

Member: Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission: Pew pew! ...I shot first. Wheeeeeeee, I'm so drunk!
Placement: No placement

Aiden Dru

Member: Aiden Dru
Textual submission: *modulated voice* "does this utility belt make my butt look fat?"
Placement: No placement

Texas UK

Member: Texas UK
Textual submission: On a night out see what security they now employ just to stop you taking in your own Food &Drinks
Placement: No placement