Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #3

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DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Caption #3

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Orlando!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective, communal opinion of possibly ~~probably~~ intoxicated members in attendance , with top 3 placements being finalized by agreement between Val and Wally.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: DJB at Star Wars Celebration: Orlando [2017]
Organized by: Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae, Valhavoc
Running time: 2017-04-13 until 2017-04-15 (3 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 18 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.

Results

1st place

Lord Halcyon

Member: Lord Halcyon
Textual submission: After failing to fully wipe out the Rebels, Thrawn has started to let himself go
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar

Member: Professor Sanguinius Tsucyra Entar
Textual submission: The name's Brawn...Admiral Brawn.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Raiheaux

Member: Raiheaux
Textual submission: Would you like to join my crew? Disney made all my former staff legends.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Howlader Taldrya

Member: Howlader Taldrya
Submission: Howlader Taldrya opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind

Member: Lilith Alema'rha Versea-Stormwind
Textual submission: I'm going to hold my breath till I turn blue.
Placement: 5th place

Texas UK

Member: Texas UK
Textual submission: Meet our latest medical officer with his looks your know nobody is going to be on his sick bed
Placement: No placement

Adept Xantros

Member: Adept Xantros
Textual submission: Evaluation: Lemon fresh
Placement: No placement

Master Zsarion Bloodfyre

Member: Master Zsarion Bloodfyre
Textual submission: Are you... Grand Admiral Thrawn? Or just the guy who *ate* the Grand Admiral?
Placement: No placement

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
Textual submission: You honestly wore that?
Placement: No placement

Obsidian

Member: Obsidian
Textual submission: "Did you Grab my ass? Did you?"
Placement: No placement

Tribune Kanal O'neill

Member: Tribune Kanal O'neill
Textual submission: Grand Admiral Thrawn my how fat you've become.
Placement: No placement

Benn Nevis

Member: Benn Nevis
Textual submission: I have been working on my tan, what do you think?
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: Because he's Chiss.
Placement: No placement

Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr

Member: Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission: He loves when a good plan comes together.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Pel Tarentae

Member: Warlord Pel Tarentae
Textual submission: No, my collar is not too tight, I was born with blue skin. I should just make that into a button and wear it, I'm so tired of answering that question.
Placement: No placement

Silas Manx

Member: Silas Manx
Textual submission: Youre not fit to be in my presence...
Placement: No placement

Aiden Dru

Member: Aiden Dru
Submission: Aiden Dru opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission: Grand Admiral Thrawn, in (just to much) flesh!
Placement: No placement