Competition: A Whole New World

Your character wakes up and finds themselves on Modern day Earth. Earth. Where you wake up is up to you provided you are able to survive there (so probably not Antarctica or a desert, though its not forbidden). How does your character react to, cope with, or attempt to get back to the realm of the Brotherhood? How does your character do amongst earthlings? Write a story (500 word minimum) detailing your character's adventures on Earth.

Grading will be done using the Voice Fiction Rubric. You may use any format for submission other that the submission box.