Competition: District III: Simple writing

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District III: Simple writing

District III: Working man's District.

Each working man dreams of getting out of the daily drag every now and then. List five ridiculous things you'd like to try once, now you're relocated to Eden City. Go into detail in a minimum of 50 words each.

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  • Grading: Based upon possibility and humor.
Competition Information
Parent Competition
A Liath Story: ...
Organized by
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2017-08-05 until 2017-09-05 (about 1 month)
Target Unit
House Liath
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
6 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
Member
Lucifer Scorpio Romanov
Textual submission

Goals to achieve:

1. Streaking: My first goal is to streak through District I through District VII wearing masks of DJB Dark Counsel members, Clan Tarentum Leaders and my Master. The following are the masks of people I will be wearing: Grand Master Pravus mask, Commander Ranarr Kul mask, Battlord Farrin Xies, Warrior Tahiri Drakon Night-Thorn, Prophet Telaris “Mav” Cantor, Master Sith Bloodfyre-Tarentae, and Darth Aeternus. Well wearing these masks, I will be screaming along the lines of, “Help me! I just escaped from the Dark Counsel sex dungeon!” to “This isn’t my rabbit hole!”

2. Stealing Underwear: The women of Eden City, whether rich or poor, can be beautiful. My plan is to assemble an elite team whose sole goal is to break into the homes of every woman we consider beautiful to steal their underwear. This operation shall, shall commence at nightfall and end at dawn.

3. Rob a Casino: Too secure funds for the underwear stealing operation to acquire the needed equipment, we will need to rob a casino, we will need to choose the best target then get the layout of the casino as well as the shift times of all employees. We then will need to get the exact number of employees and their assigned jobs. From there we will set up a planned strike time.

4. Unite all the criminals in Eden City: Using the robbery of the casino as a marching point, we will send pout a message to all criminal elements that a new force is in town to unite them all into a militarized underground force that will work directly under myself. They will be brought under control by negotiation or force.

5. Control of Eden City: We will commence to take control of Eden City for the final goal of this plan. To make a theme park dedicated to streaking, nude females and scantily clad females. We will achieve this by controlling all elements of criminal, financial, and political avenues. These will all be achieved through rigorous planning.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Seer Xolarin
Member
Seer Xolarin
File submission
Liath_Ridiculous_Things_12678_Xolarin.docx
Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Zyron Kael
Member
Zyron Kael
Textual submission

Dolash mused at the thought of District 3's circumstances. They were stuck in between one of the wealthier districts and on their other side was a district owned almost exclusively by various criminal elements. Considering his role, he interacted with many of them and each one had their own individual dreams. Most were realistic and reasonable, starting businesses or growing in their career field in a preexisting field. Others were less honest and preferred to take Uncle Lou up on that offer to work for Mr. Salzettos with the Trandoshan "guards". Either way, most of them made sense considering their relativity to everything in the city. However, there were some that had stuck out to Dolash as surprising or outright shocking.

Cortes was a man coming into the prime of his life. However he had come to be known for his job of being a living punching bag. According to him, and Dolash even saw once, he would go to a store protected by one of the local Lords of Crime and when a Lord's "guard" would arrive, he would allow himself to get beaten up in hopes of scaring the proprietors into paying up for the month. Well, the young man was strong and seemed to heal fast and he *was* making good money.

Another similar one was a professional underground fighter. Dolash had encouraged the young man away from that life. He had become privy to stories of individuals doing quite well for themselves prior to some accident or just outright disappearance. For someone like Dolash though, it would take some pretty serious influencing to make disappear. Plus, he kinda liked fighting.

Another job Dolash had noticed involved cleaning human waste residue from pipes running underneath the city. Using the Force, he could potentially clean them without any direct interaction. He could become a one man sewer pump company. Dolash chuckled at the thought of all the money!

Another had detailed a curious job where he received money from people in annual sums. The goal of the man was to reinvest the money and turn a profit on it. If he was lucky, the client would live long enough that they would come to full term and pay in as much as they would get out of it. It seemed reasonable but very lucrative for the individuals providing the service. Dolash salivated at the thought of all the money!

The final job that Dolash had been intrigued by was one he had come up with himself. A lot of people, especially those of the middle class and poorer idolized the thought of Jedi and Sith, magical people who fought for justice or were all powerful. Knowing what he did and using the large amount of Force artifacts and trinkets he had acquired, the Liathan could set up his own shop and easily sell any and all of it to all of the starstruck people.

Eden City was truly his oyster and the Force was the fulcrum device he would use to crack it open and retrieve his pearl.

Placement
3rd place