Competition: [Week 2] Poetry

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[Week 2] Poetry

Create a humorous haiku about any currently active member of Plagueis or Taldryan. Keep it clean. Grading will be based primarily on humor and creativity, but also try to make the poem make sense for the member you're making it about. Check their character sheets and wiki for references, or even talk to them about it!

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [Week 2]
Organized by: Teylas Ramar, Darth Dracaryis
Running time: 2017-08-28 until 2017-09-03 (7 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Third Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants: 17 subscribers, of which 16 have participated.

Results

1st place

Dr. Ben

Member

Dr. Ben

Textual submission

Andrelious' Wife.

Please keep me hidden
She finds me, Imma dead man
Fearful of Kooki.

Placement

1st place

2nd place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: Consul long ago
Now serves the insane panda
Against slow-minded
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

General Ronovi Tavisaen

Member

General Ronovi Tavisaen

Textual submission

LAREN USCOT (PLAGUEIS)

Laren's quite a guy -
though he can't use the Force, he'll
at least try to drink.

Placement

3rd place

Master Alaris Jinn

Member

Master Alaris Jinn

Textual submission

Who, actually
Carries around a scalpel
It's not a weapon!

(About Rhylance)

Placement

No placement

Nobilus

Member: Nobilus
Textual submission: Rhy can be trolley
He stabs me in the stomach
Why are you trolley?
Placement: No placement

Kryy Vitaan

Member: Kryy Vitaan
Textual submission: House aedile Laren,
is one of the weirdest folk
"cowbell addiction"
Placement: No placement

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission: Laren, why so blue?
your eyes are red, please don't cry
Would you like a hug?
Placement: No placement

Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission: High flying Zuser
Passengers lose their lunches
Vomit spin-cycle
Placement: No placement

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member: Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission: Furios, look here.
I can lightning punch like you.
Notice me, Senpai.
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: Rhylance, he is a Chiss.
He's not Jedi, nor a Sith
Just a mad doctor
Placement: No placement

Master Selika Roh di Plagia

Member

Master Selika Roh di Plagia

Textual submission

A manic pilot
In the Chaser he files far
All will loose their lunch

- Zuser Whuloc

Placement

No placement

Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia

Member: Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission: Alaris is blue
Funny looking head tail thing
Quite often says "Fact"
Placement: No placement

Abadeer Taasii

Member: Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission: Zuser has a ship
That is until he crashed it
It went down in flames
Placement: No placement

Misium

Member: Misium
Textual submission: This guy's no leader.
Abalance, I think you'll find,
Is just a bleeder.
Placement: No placement

Silent

Member: Silent
File submission: Mother_of_Plagueis.docx
Placement: No placement

Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia

Member: Reaver Tra'an Reith di Plagia
Textual submission: Selika is Boss, Lady of the Clan Plagueis, Fear her spooky wrath
Placement: No placement

Kaz Raith

Member: Kaz Raith
Submission: Kaz Raith opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission: Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement