Competition: [Week 2] Poetry

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[Week 2] Poetry

Create a humorous haiku about any currently active member of Plagueis or Taldryan. Keep it clean. Grading will be based primarily on humor and creativity, but also try to make the poem make sense for the member you're making it about. Check their character sheets and wiki for references, or even talk to them about it!

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[Week 2]
Organized by
Warlord Teylas Ramar, Adept Dracaryis
Running time
2017-08-28 until 2017-09-03 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Third Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
18 subscribers, of which 17 have participated.
Results
Member
Augur Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

Andrelious' Wife.

Please keep me hidden
She finds me, Imma dead man
Fearful of Kooki.

Placement
1st place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

Consul long ago
Now serves the insane panda
Against slow-minded

Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission

LAREN USCOT (PLAGUEIS)

Laren's quite a guy -
though he can't use the Force, he'll
at least try to drink.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Battlemaster Abadeer Taasii
Textual submission

Zuser has a ship
That is until he crashed it
It went down in flames

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Arden Karn di Plagia
Textual submission

Alaris is blue
Funny looking head tail thing
Quite often says "Fact"

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Selika Roh di Plagia
Textual submission

A manic pilot
In the Chaser he files far
All will loose their lunch

- Zuser Whuloc

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Andrelious J. Inahj
Textual submission

Rhylance, he is a Chiss.
He's not Jedi, nor a Sith
Just a mad doctor

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

Furios, look here.
I can lightning punch like you.
Notice me, Senpai.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Silent
File submission
Mother_of_Plagueis.docx
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

High flying Zuser
Passengers lose their lunches
Vomit spin-cycle

Placement
No placement
Member
Mystic Kryy Vitaan
Textual submission

House aedile Laren,
is one of the weirdest folk
"cowbell addiction"

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Alaris Jinn
Textual submission

Who, actually
Carries around a scalpel
It's not a weapon!

(About Rhylance)

Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Nobilus
Textual submission

Rhy can be trolley
He stabs me in the stomach
Why are you trolley?

Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Liandry Lhucci Cataa
Submission
Colonel Liandry Lhucci Cataa opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Professional Soren Leonis
Submission
Professional Soren Leonis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Corsair TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia
Textual submission

Laren, why so blue?
your eyes are red, please don't cry
Would you like a hug?

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Tra'an Reith di Plagia
Textual submission

Selika is Boss, Lady of the Clan Plagueis, Fear her spooky wrath

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Misium
Textual submission

This guy's no leader.
Abalance, I think you'll find,
Is just a bleeder.

Placement
No placement