Competition: [Excidium] Caption This 2

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[Excidium] Caption This 2

I will provide you an image from a Star Wars movie. Subscribe to see an image below. Provide the funniest line or comment to win!

Grading; Submissions will be graded for overall hilarity judged by organizer.

Competition Information
Organized by
Angel Snow
Running time
2017-08-20 until 2017-08-27 (8 days)
Target Unit
House Excidium
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fourth Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

Jawa: A stormtrooper walked into a bar
Troopers:...and?
Jawa: And still missed the entrance entirely

Placement
1st place
Member
Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej
Textual submission

"...I think he's trying to sell us sand for Lord Vader's zen garden."

Placement
2nd place
Member
Kylex Sanguris
File submission
1uixjf.jpg
Placement
3rd place
Member
Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission

"Nice backpacks, nerds."

Placement
No placement
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Submission
Braecen Kaeth opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Ossk
Submission
Ossk opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Alara Deathbane
Textual submission

Nope. Sorry sir. Haven't seen em. Last I heard he blew up the Cocytus System.

Placement
No placement