Competition: 90's Compilation Album: Star Wars' Greatest Hits!

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90's Compilation Album: Star Wars' Greatest Hits!

Remember those epic compilation album commercials that networks ran back in the 90s? All your favorite classic rock, heavy metal, country, rap, easy listening, and other genres all on one sweet piece of vinyl, three cassettes, or two CDs for the low price of $19.95?

What if the Star Wars Universe had something similar? What would your ideal compilation album look like? Here’s your chance to find out, have some fun, and earn shinies!

Write a compilation album comprised of at least 10 songs. Here are the rules:

You must have a minimum of 10 songs. You can’t use something already in existence (yeah, that means no Weird Al songs!)
The song titles must be related to the SW Universe.
The band must be a real life band/artist

Examples:

“I Would Walk 500 Parsecs” by The Proclaimers
“The Wreck of the Millennium Falcon” by Gordon Lightfoot
“You’ve Got the Force” by Stan Bush
“I Just Wanna Fly (A TIE Fighter)” by Sugar Ray
“These AT-ATs Were Made For Walkin’” by Nancy Sinatra
“Tiny Pravus” by Elton John
“F--- the Inquisitorius” by N.W.A.
“What a Sith Wants” by Christina Aguilera
"Life of a Stormtrooper" by illScarlett

The song list is the minimum. Should you feel the desire to go above and beyond and write up an entire commercial, you are welcome to do so. An example can be found here.

Scoring:

Creativity - 40% - 1 to 5 scale relating to variety of songs and SW references
Enjoyment - 40% - 1 to 5 scale of our reaction to the titles presented
Presentation - 20% - 1 to 5 scale on how the list is presented/structured, this can relate to graphical creation or even fictional (ie. Album art/CD cover, commercial script)

Competition Information

Organized by: Master Dracaryis, Darth Renatus
Running time: 2017-08-27 until 2017-09-23 (28 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 26 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.

Results

1st place

Ala'ar Rinn

Member

Ala'ar Rinn

Textual submission

**-10 BBY's Compilation Album: Star Wars' Greatest Hits!**

All of the Galaxy's favorite songs from the -10s! Yes! Finally, everything we loved by those long lost Alderaan bands like the Stone Temple Pilots' "I'm a Stormtrooper Baby" to Smash Mouth's parody of our Galaxy's most annoying sidekick "Jar Jar" will get your foot stomping while the hyperdrive is engaged on those long journeys cooped up with strangers around the holochess board.

-10 BBY's Compilation Album will get the party going before the mutiny gets going!

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*Hyperspace Lovin'* by the Stone Temple Pilots ( [Interstate Love Song]: https://youtu.be/yjJL9DGU7Gg?t=36s )
*I'm a Stormtrooper Baby* by Beck ( [Loser]: https://youtu.be/YgSPaXgAdzE )
*Jar Jar* by Smash Mouth ( [All Star]: https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E?t=35s )
*Smells Like Jedi Socks* by Nirvana ( [Smells Like Teen Spirit]: https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg )
*Padme's not over you Ani* by Alanis Morrissette ( [You Oughta Know]: https://youtu.be/NPcyTyilmYY )
*Alderaan of Mine* by Everclear ( [Father of Mine]: https://youtu.be/kkcbxjWG9Mc )
*I like big Hutts!!* by Sir Mix-a-Lot ( [Baby Got Back]: https://youtu.be/_JphDdGV2TU )
*Black Sun, Won't you come!* by Soundgarden ( [Black Hole Sun]: https://youtu.be/3mbBbFH9fAg )
*Nar Shaddaa Mornings!* by Sugar Ray ( [Every Morning]: https://youtu.be/3cqU1pFRqYE )
*A Kessel Runner's Life* by Jay Z ( [Hard Knock Life]: https://youtu.be/M2DafHjZDtg )
*Falleen Pheromones* by Marcy's Playground ( [Sex and Candy]: https://youtu.be/-KT-r2vHeMM )
*My Droid and Me!!* by Counting Crows ( [Mr. Jones]: https://youtu.be/-oqAU5VxFWs )
*I'm losing you Ani* by No Doubt ( [Don't Speak]: https://youtu.be/TR3Vdo5etCQ )
*None of this Tattooine Weather" by Blind Melon ( [No Rain]: https://youtu.be/qmVn6b7DdpA?t=32s )
*Alderaan Girls* by the Spin Doctors ( [Two Princes]: https://youtu.be/wsdy_rct6uo )

Placement

1st place

2nd place

Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra

Member: Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission: 1: "I Gotta Bad Feeling" by The Black-Eyed Peas.
2: "Tie Fighter" by Keith Urban
3: "Walk on the Dark Side" by Lou Reed
4: "Seasons in Three Suns" by Terry Jacks
5: "Midnight Flight to Dagobah" by Gladys Knight and the Pips
6: "Jabba's Girl" by Rick Springfield
7: "Force Push It" by Salt-N-Pepa
8: "When Hutts Cry" by Prince
9: "Smugglers Paradise" by Coolio
10: "Smells Like Jedi Spirit" by Nirvana
11: "Gettin Jizzy With It" by Will Smith
12: "Boom Boom Pew" by The Black-Eyed Peas
13: "Mr. Light Side" by The Killers
14: "The Empire's State of Mind" by Jay-z ft. Alicia Keys
15: "Carbonite" by 3 Doors Down
16: "Lucky Star-Wars" by Madonna
17: "Kyber Heart" by Lady Gaga
18: "Welcome to Mos Eisley" by Taylor Swift
19: "Dura-Titanium" by David Guetta
20: "Wookie" by Limp Bizkit
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae

Member: Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
Textual submission: 1. "Total Eclipse of Alderaan" - Bonnie Tyler
2. "Pravus and Beans" - Weezer
3. "Down With The Lotus" - Disturbed
4. "Nuthin but a G(M) Thang" - Dr. Dre
5. "Enter Dracaryis" - Metalicca
6. "The Real Slim Atra" - Eminem
7. "Tearin' Up My Ship" - Nsync
8. "Ice, Ice, Howie" - Vanilla Ice
9. "Under Pravus" - Queen ft. David Bowie
10. "Wookiee" - Limp Bizkit
Placement: 3rd place

Vosiri Lightscrest

Member: Vosiri Lightscrest
Textual submission: 1. “Jabba Style” by PSY
2. “Symphony for the Sith” by the Rolling Stones
3. “Hot for Leia” by Van Halen
4. “Run Through the Jungle (of Yavin)” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
5. “Me and Ben Kenobi” by Janis Joplin
6. “Force Spirit in the Sky” by Norman Greenbaum
7. “Along Comes Padme” by The Association
8. “A Day in the Life (of a Jedi)” by The Beatles
9. “Jar Jar B. Goode” by Chuck Berry
10. “God Save the Queen (Of Naboo)” by the Sex Pistols
Placement: No placement

Mauro Wynter

Member: Mauro Wynter
Textual submission: 1) "Mos-Eisley-Philly" by Boyz II Men
2) "Vader's Machinehead" by Bush
3) "If I Could Turn back Anakin" by Cher
4) "Dancing in the Dark (Side)" by Bruce Springsteen
5) "Dirty Garbage Chute" by Don Henley
6) "My Father's Lightsaber" by Elton John
7) "(The Force Is) Everywhere" by Fleetwood Mac
8) "Aint Even Done With the Night(Sister)" by John Cougar Mellencamp
9) "Back that TIE Up" by Juvenile
10) "Maybe It Was Mustafar" by Pam Tillis
Placement: No placement

Alara Deathbane

Member: Alara Deathbane
Textual submission: 1. Boltrunian Rhapsody by Queen of Naboo
2. "Stabbed through the Heart, and Snoke's to Blame. You give your dad a bad name." Han's Story
3. The Bothan Blitz by The Sour
4. Major Tauntaun by Darth Bowie
5. Oops Han did it again by Brittney Melodie
6. I'm a Jedi in a Force Ghost body (Genie in a Bottle, Baby) Christina Arcona
7. I Ran into a Giant Star Destroyer by Luke Credits (Johnny Cash)
8. I don't give a Dashade about my bad Reputation by Leia and the Jetts (Joan jetts)
9. Wanted Dead or Alive by Jango Fett
10. House of the Dying Sun by the Krath-imals
Placement: No placement

General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla

Member: General Kenath Zoron Ad Vizsla
Textual submission: "Nuthin' but a "Jedi" Thang"- Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg
"Enter Revan" - Metallica
"Black Hole Sun (Cartel)" - Soundgarden
"Killing Me Softly (With His Saber)" - The Fugees
"Man in the Helmet" - Alice in Chains
"Coruscant Love" - 2Pac
"Gettin' Jedi Wit It" - Will Smith
"Force is in the Heart" - Deee-Lite
"Sith and Candy" - Marcy Playground
"I'm Too Sithy" - Right Said Fred
"Inquisitor" - Snow
"You Get What You Take" - New Radicals
"The Rockafeller Sith" - Fatboy Slim
Placement: No placement

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Submission: The deleted member did not want their submission published.
Placement: No placement

Derek Cinn

Member: Derek Cinn
Textual submission: "I Didn't Know She was my Sister" By Mozart
"Helicopter Lightsabers" By PJ and Duncan
"Ziro the Heartbreaker" By Carrie Underwood
"Hunky Hutt" By Eminem
"My Big Green Rancor" By Miley Cyrus
"Hello There" By Megan Lenius <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
"Angry Sith Boss" By Dolly Parton
"I'm Trippin in my AT-AT" By Pentatonix
"My Hips are Strong With the Force" By Shakira <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
"I'm all TIEd up" By Reba McEntire
Placement: No placement

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission: Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Adept Bentre Stahoes

Member: Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission: "Smells Like a Sith Spirit" by Nirvana
"Inquisitor in Black" by Electric Wizard
"Lotus Radio" by Rage Against the Machine
"Pravus Wants It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
"Rebel on a Leash" by Korn
"Smuggler's Paradise" by Coolio
"Wally Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot
"Mo Jedi Mo Problems " by the Notorious B.I.G.
"Change The Brotherhood" by Babyface
"Wake Me Up When the Vendetta Ends" by Green Day
Placement: No placement

Raistline Taldrya Majere

Member: Raistline Taldrya Majere
Textual submission: 1. Fortuna's son - John Fogerty
2. Palanhi - Van Halen
3. Summer of 69 BBY - Bryan Adams
4. The end of Yavin as we know it - R.E.M.
5. No more Mr. Jedi - Alice Cooper
6. Happiness is a warm blaster- The Beatles
7. 21 Blasters - Greenday
8. Die, Die, My Master - Metallica
9. Binary Sunset Superman - Dio
10. I wanna know what the Force is - Foreigner
Placement: No placement