Ethan Martes is at it again, and this time the higher ups decided that a rules and regulation section is being made just specially for him. From minor and unprofessional annoyances to much more, below are 10 Rules and Regulations that have been put into place because of Ethan. You are to use one or more of the following prompts to write how your character witnessed the events that caused the rule to be made. Remember to keep things in good humor and PG-13. In a future comp, more and different prompts will be available.

1.) Ethan Martes is no longer allowed to convince anyone to reprogram droids to give out random hugs to people who don’t want them.

2.) Is also no longer allowed to install annoying voice recordings in ANY droids.

3.) Ethan Martes is not and never will be the Grand High Chancellor of a small town up the coast, no matter how much he proclaims it.

4.) Is to wear appropriate attire when summoned to ANY clan function. This means shirt, pants and undergarments are a must.

5.) Is no longer allowed to borrow drills, cutters, or any tools without proper authorization and monitoring. Following the (REDACTED) incident.

6.) Ethan is NOT ALLOWED to peek into the women’s changing room, no matter how many times he claims it was to check for “Snypes”.

7.) Ethan is no longer allowed to be within 100ft of the Women’s Changing room unless it is an absolute emergency. 7a.) The chance of catching the identity of the woman who has red lace underwear is not an emergency. 7b.) Neither is the fire alarm being pulled, as there is no fire exit in that room.

8.) Ethan is no longer allowed to tamper with the command consoles over the clan’s database. Even if it is for “research” or “to get to know his peers better”, changing people’s profile information is frowned upon.

9.) Ethan is no longer allowed to make judgement calls when another’s life is in danger. We all miss Scotty and we can agree that Ethan made a bad call, but the record shows this was the 6th time.

10.) Ethan is no longer allowed to estimate the danger of ANYTHING, in regards to the previous rule.

Instructions:

-Submission must be 500 words or more to be eligible.

-Clusters of Ice will be awarded as standard, scaling with the length of the submission.

-Entries will be graded using the Voice Fiction Rubric.

-Humor is a key thing in this comp, so have fun.

-Submissions must be in either a .pdf or a Word document.