Competition: Whats the Caption

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Whats the Caption

The caption needs to be within the context of the Starwars Universe, be creative.

Entries will be Graded on creativity originality and humor. The top three placements will be awarded Fifth Level Crescents.

Come up with something that could be within, the two characters personality for example.

Windu could be saying to Kit Fisto  “Darn that Palatine, I want to come back and play as a Jedi again”.

Explore and have fun!

Any methods of creating your caption may be used.

The image can be found here: http://www.theforce.net/humor/captioning/pics/caption49.jpg

Competition Information
Organized by
Constantine
Running time
2017-12-07 until 2017-12-18 (12 days)
Target Unit
Battle Team Nighthawk
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Fifth Level Crescents
Participants
5 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Results
1st place
Zul Zorrander
Member
Zul Zorrander
Textual submission

"Yeah, those were the good ole' days Kit. I remember the time I made a Rancor... Wait! Shhh, listen... you smell that? Did you fart?"

*******************************************************Just fun not DJB SW ******************************************************************
So Kit, you know, In another galaxy I was a hit man! I said shit that would make Palpatine cringe... Nah, scratch that.. I would make Jango jealous! Yo, check this out....this dude Brett, oh man just listen. I'm Jules by the way.

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? (looking at Brett) I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What? (Perplexed)
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ? (yep still perplexed)
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What? (He's gonna get it!)
Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes! (and you thought Jango and Bobo were mean. bah hahaha)
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! (Points his gun at Brett!)

Placement
1st place
Member
Ghost Rulvak Qurroc
Textual submission

"Why did Darth Maul go shopping?"

"Why?"

"Because the MALL had everything HALF off."

Placement
2nd place
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission

'And then I told the youngling that it was special water they could breath in'
'You know six kids drowned, right?'
'Better than that Skywalker kid gettin' 'em'
'You right'

Placement
3rd place
Member
Eminent Ikarri Itinen
Submission
Eminent Ikarri Itinen opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
4th place