Competition: Scholae Palatinae Secret Santa

To Eli - A bathtub and 500 litres of mead
To Braecen - a cardboard cutout of Wally. Not real Wally, Marick
To Mune - A buttplug, with an attached foxtail
To Kell Dante - The Imperial Handbook in the automated case, written entirely in Aurebesh
To Rasilvenaira - 22 cat onsies, plus a human-sized cat onsie to match
To Xantros - An album of holographic memes, starting with the most popular
To Raiju - A game of Lightning Reaction, but only his controller doesn't work
To Jorm - A 2 litre bottle of pure alcohol, signed by the Alestorm band
To Eetherbiail - A shirt inscribed with "When in doubt..." and a large arrow pointing up
To Reiden - A plushie Cthulhu, with a plastic syringe

1. Alara Deathbane- I'd give her hulk gloves so she can 'Lara Smash! all day.
2. Kylex- I'd give him an eviction from my rafters
3. Derek Cinn- I'd give him a wookiee child to take care of for a year
4. Katyusha- A newly CSP painted x-wing that has an astromech droid reply back with a british voice and accent
5. Braecen- I'd give him a t-rex suit
6. Brandon Tarsus- I'd give him a room full of snow for him to be freezing for a day since he hates cold (IC and OOC) As well as a silver force crystal necklace
7. Reiden- I'd give him a "Best uncle trophy" for being awesome to the twins
8. Jorm- I'd give him Derek to be sold into slavery to protect my twins
9. Ras- I'd give her a cathar dressed in a captain jack sparrow costume with rum to share
10. Lex- I'd give him a cthulu RP board game and plushi

1.) Kylex will get a straight jacket.
2.) Rasilvenaira Isatri'Zara StormRaven will get tiny little shirts to keep her gizkas warm in cold weather.
3.) Shadow Nighthunter will get head scarf to both keep warm and keep her identity hidden while out on missions.
4.) Elincia Rei will get a case of mead.
5.) Angel Snow will get a baby porg.
6.) Derek Cinn will get a Wookiee plushie.
7.) Jorm Na'trej will get a lifetime subscription to the Merr-Sonn Munitions magazine.
8.) Braecen will get a Tyrannosaurus Rex plushie that tells jokes when you squeeze it.
9.) Mune Cinteroph will get a case of hard cider and a fennec fox plushie.
10.) Katyusha Neige will get a box set of volumes containing the History of the Sith.

Elincia Rei - An assassin with a cyanide capsule. Raiju was once a Sith King of Yridia, he won't stop until he's now a Sith Emperor
Braecen Kaeth - An old CEK banner, tastefully hidden from CSP view
Alara Deathbane - A pet collar and bell...for use with Jorm
Jorm - A leash
Reiden - Pink heels, every princess needs heels
Lexi - Spicy Thai sauce - calamari anyone?
Rasilvenaira - Rum, no joke - just a hope she shares
Dek Ironius - A pistol, military directors love pistols
Raiju - spice, because what Sith wouldn't get themselves something for Christmas
Vestril - a proper set of clothes for the feral woman

1. Aeternus - large tracts of land for the real estate company
2. Braecen - an astroid
3. Elincia - a heavier member be good stick/chain of command
4. Xantros - 30 new Gifs
5. Rasilvenaira - more Gizka than she could ever throw
6. Raiju - Pants
7. Lexiconus - Sushi
8. Jorm - All the Progs
9. Mune - A years worth of pets and belly rubs
10. Reiden - The prettiest Tutu and Tiara