Competition: "Grandma got ran over by a..."

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"Grandma got ran over by a..."

During the holidays, good laughter makes the holiday spirit even stronger. Could be something we’ve seen or a funny joke we’ve heard. Help fortify our spirits with a great joke or humorous line that goes with this equally hilarious image. We will share everyone’s one-liners on the Clan mailer at the end!

Write a funny caption to go with the image below. Judging will be based on humor and originality.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[CSP] Twelve Days of Sithmas
Organized by
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter, Warlord Ric "Blade" Hunter
Running time
2017-12-10 until 2018-01-01 (23 days)
Target Unit
Clan Scholae Palatinae
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
12 subscribers, of which 11 have participated.
Results
1st place
Qor Kith
Member
Qor Kith
Textual submission

"Grandfather, do you have to drive so fast?"

"THEY'RE CALLING MY NUMBERS BEN! MY BINGO NUMBERS!"

Placement
1st place
Member
Warden Lontra Boglach
File submission
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Placement
2nd place
Member
Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

Kylo Ren: "I shall finish what you started."
Darth Vader: "Good. When we get back home, you can do all the decorating in the Death Star by yourself then."
Kylo Ren: "Nooooooo!"

Placement
3rd place
Member
Occultan Iacul
Textual submission

Beware of Progs, always remember to travel with protection.

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Aeternus
Textual submission

Ren and Vader are about to drop their new track: "Dark Lords of the Road"

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Mune Cinteroph
Textual submission

Dashing through the ash...
Of Jedis broken dreams.

Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Mistress Shadow Nighthunter
Textual submission

Kylo: "Over the hills and through the snow to grandfather's house we go!"
Vader: "It's called a death star, Ben."

Placement
No placement
Member
Angel Snow
Submission
Angel Snow opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Braecen Kaeth
Textual submission

That girl dumped you, Kylo?! Let's get that Ho-ho-ho!

Placement
No placement
Member
Antonai 'PaRapRappa' Lanfear
Submission
Antonai 'PaRapRappa' Lanfear opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Rasilvenaira StormRaven
Submission
Rasilvenaira StormRaven opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement