Competition: Two Sentence Story #3: Funny

She noticed as a small creature came to her side, squealing in pain and requesting assistance. That is when she noticed it was a porg of which she quickly punted.

Edgar was awoken by the sounds of running and loud screaming. Jumping up from his bunk and throwing open his door only to be hit with a water balloon to the face.

Mauro casually entered the bar, and sent a lewd look at the waitress. The Waitress walked by, laughing at Mauro all the while.

Tony heads to the the cantina for a spiced brandy. Bartender minsunderstands; Tony arrested for swinging his saber at imagined porgs.

Maximus walked outside and felt the urge to yawn as he stretched upwards to the sky. In that moment with his mouth wide open a bird flying buy pooped just at the right time as it landed in his mouth.

Bon practiced intently with his newly acquired armory lightsaber, clumsily swinging the ice blue blade in simple side strokes. It was much different to wield than his vibroblade; suddenly his master Cora called out to him mid swing, interrupting his concentration, and to his horror he watched the handle of the blade leave his hand,(turning off in the process), soaring across the practice hall and pegging his master in the head.