Competition: Two Sentence Story #3: Funny

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Two Sentence Story #3: Funny

Write a two sentence story about something funny happening to your character or in his/her surroundings.

Use any writing platform supported by the DB, and grading will be based on creativity, originality, grammar, and... how funny it is.

Competition Information
Organized by
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Running time
2018-02-15 until 2018-02-28 (14 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 7 have participated.
Results
Member
Vorran Shadowfeather
Textual submission

She noticed as a small creature came to her side, squealing in pain and requesting assistance. That is when she noticed it was a porg of which she quickly punted.

Placement
1st place
2nd place
Edgar Drachen
Member
Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

Edgar was awoken by the sounds of running and loud screaming. Jumping up from his bunk and throwing open his door only to be hit with a water balloon to the face.

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Mauro Wynter
Member
Mauro Wynter
Textual submission

Mauro casually entered the bar, and sent a lewd look at the waitress. The Waitress walked by, laughing at Mauro all the while.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Essik Lyccane
Submission
Essik Lyccane opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
TonyWhispers
Textual submission

Tony heads to the the cantina for a spiced brandy. Bartender minsunderstands; Tony arrested for swinging his saber at imagined porgs.

Placement
No placement
Member
Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission

Maximus walked outside and felt the urge to yawn as he stretched upwards to the sky. In that moment with his mouth wide open a bird flying buy pooped just at the right time as it landed in his mouth.

Placement
No placement
Member
Bon Riverio
Textual submission

Bon practiced intently with his newly acquired armory lightsaber, clumsily swinging the ice blue blade in simple side strokes. It was much different to wield than his vibroblade; suddenly his master Cora called out to him mid swing, interrupting his concentration, and to his horror he watched the handle of the blade leave his hand,(turning off in the process), soaring across the practice hall and pegging his master in the head.

Placement
No placement