Competition: Sentient Resources - Building A Better Workplace

Sentient Resources - Building A Better Workplace

A new department of Sentient Resources (formally known as "human" resources) has opened in your character's clan or dark council office. Your character has had a workplace "incident" that causes them to take advantage of this new department.

Create a Sentient Resources report on a particular summit member or dark councilor. The file can contain complaints filed by other characters but must include one filed by one of your characters.

  • The complaints in the report can cover anything workplace related ranging from mundane office grievances to discrimination and unwelcome flirting. The level of detail of the complaints and their severity are up to you, just keep it funny. :P

  • Submission file format is any standard image (.png, .jpg, etc) or office file (.pdf, .doc, .ppt, etc.) NO GOOGLE DOC LINKS WILL BE ACCEPTED

  • There is no set format for the content of the report save the reports must include, at a minimum, the name of the complainer, the name of the offender and a short narrative of the incident. Reports can cover multiple incidents.

  • Entries will be graded on comedy (25%), creativity (25%), aesthetics (25%), and detail / perceived effort (25%). Aesthetics includes text formatting and anything else added to the piece like graphics or special font to make it appear like a real report or serve as "evidence".

  • Content of an adult nature is allowed and but do not publish (uncheck the publish box on the submission form) if you include such content.

Competition Information
Organized by
Warden Turel Sorenn
Running time
2018-03-07 until 2018-03-14 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Second Level Crescents
12 subscribers, of which 4 have participated.
Seer Tali Sroka
File submission
Textual submission

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1st place
Colonel Len Iode
Colonel Len Iode opted out of publishing his submission.
2nd place
General Stres'tron'garmis
Textual submission

While not in my chain of command, as I am a man bound to his Master, I have found myself inexplicably assigned to perform duties for one Aedile Lucine Vasano. This has gone from fetching caf and ensuring her schedule was orderly to being asked to move furniture about her apartments. While her company is charming, some of her requirements while working under her (over her, to her side, pardon my language, I do not wish there to be any misunderstandings) are questionable. While I do not mind displaying my manly, chiseled physique, it is somewhat distracting in an office environment. Also, she seems determined to keep the environmental controls on the lower end, causing her offices and apartments to be rather chilly. I should, out of fairness, point out that Mistress Vasano has creative methods for restoring one's body temperature, but it seems that the more I work in her office, the less I see of others on the floor. I believe she may have reassigned them all due to, ahem, noise complaints. I suppose my complaint is that it all seems rather unprofessional. Not unpleasant, but certainly not conducive to performing work duties.

3rd place
Warlord Mauro Wynter
File submission
No placement