Competition: OHC Korras - the sock troll?

Specifics

It looks like our OHC, Korras, is the one responsible for stealing our missing socks! (The washing machine was issued an apology).

Write a short, funny poem about why he does this and/or how he was caught. The poem should be short - do not write more than one page.

Platform

MS Word, Notepad, Wordpad, etc.

Comments

Received PCON's approval for Clan-wide competition. Saitou will judge the entries.

Target Audience

Clan Scholae Palatinae... and Kaiann :P