Competition: Telegram Quotes

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Telegram Quotes

Everyday we see many funny, weird, or just downright entertaining sentences that are posted by members of the DJB within our telegram chat rooms.

For this competition post some of the best quotes/sentences you have made on telegram, or another member. Screenshots are also allowed, however any commentary not made by yourself must have consent given by any members listed in the screenshot, or quotes you submit not made by yourself.

Placement will be based on content, humor, and relative sense to the conversation surrounding.

Competition Information
Organized by
Maximus Alvinius
Running time
2018-05-14 until 2018-05-28 (15 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Second Level Crescents
Participants
15 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.
Results
1st place
Erik Cato
Member
Erik Cato
File submission
Screen_Shot_2018-05-21_at_3.01.10_PM.png
Placement
1st place
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

Z Z Zujenia Kait:
'ELLO THERE!!! (VYR! :P) The name is Zujenia, call me Zuj, Zuji, Zu, Kait, or what have you! I hail from the land of Arcona where I shift through the shadows as Gate Stewardess, bts, of Shadow Gate. The better half of a Ryn's tail, you wouldn't meet a more loyal and reliable companion. Equality for all aliens! Don't let the separation of clans stop our potential undying friendship and magic. Do you need a unicorn? Enjoy the undead? Like to toss a bit of Dragon fire in? Count me in. Zombicorn at your service!

~Tuesday
Zujenia or rather her puppetteer, the best, the awesome, KAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!

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In response to Vyr leaving and returning a second time to be greeted:

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Z Z Zujenia Kait:
Hi, I'm Kait, the third person talking potentially crazy individual. I greet people once, if more than once I risk them exploding to the sound of my AWESOMENESS. Frankly, I don't feel like cleaning walls, do you? Oh wait, you wouldn't be able because you would be a pile of rainbow goo on the floor, which, btw, makes lovely desserts. Cookies anyone?

Placement
2nd place
Member
Zeline Nemesis
Submission
Zeline Nemesis opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Dr. Kadrol Hauen
File submission
AB9187EB-E680-47BF-AF01-906AD53767FD.png
Textual submission

Kylex’s last quote about the aliens given the context of Reiden’s message

Placement
4th place
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
File submission
Screenshot_20180523-134407.jpg
Textual submission

I received permission by both Kelviin and Atra you use this small conversation

Placement
5th place
Member
Morax Darkblade
Submission
Morax Darkblade opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Alara Deathbane
File submission
telegram_comp.png
Placement
No placement
Member
General Zentru'la
Textual submission

Xen'Mordin: On the plus side ive got tons of time to research shit. good times. this chromebook is slow as hell with so many tabs open.
Elincia: On the positive side, me too.
Elincia: On the negative side, I work on bowel disease so researching shit is literally my job

Placement
No placement
Member
Raiheaux
Textual submission

In regards to the never ending TLJ debate:

Me - "They had a plan that didn't involve space kamikaze but Poe ruined it. Although you can't stay mad at Poe cuz he is so damn handsome."

Placement
No placement
Member
Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej
File submission
Unbenannt.jpg
Placement
No placement