Competition: Telegram Quotes

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Telegram Quotes

Everyday we see many funny, weird, or just downright entertaining sentences that are posted by members of the DJB within our telegram chat rooms.

For this competition post some of the best quotes/sentences you have made on telegram, or another member. Screenshots are also allowed, however any commentary not made by yourself must have consent given by any members listed in the screenshot, or quotes you submit not made by yourself.

Placement will be based on content, humor, and relative sense to the conversation surrounding.

Competition Information

Organized by: Maximus Alvinius
Running time: 2018-05-14 until 2018-05-28 (15 days)
Target Unit: Entire DJB
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Second Level Crescents
Participants: 15 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Erik Cato

Member: Erik Cato
File submission: Screen_Shot_2018-05-21_at_3.01.10_PM.png
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Diyrian "Diy" Grivna

Member

Diyrian "Diy" Grivna

Textual submission

Z Z Zujenia Kait:
'ELLO THERE!!! (VYR! :P) The name is Zujenia, call me Zuj, Zuji, Zu, Kait, or what have you! I hail from the land of Arcona where I shift through the shadows as Gate Stewardess, bts, of Shadow Gate. The better half of a Ryn's tail, you wouldn't meet a more loyal and reliable companion. Equality for all aliens! Don't let the separation of clans stop our potential undying friendship and magic. Do you need a unicorn? Enjoy the undead? Like to toss a bit of Dragon fire in? Count me in. Zombicorn at your service!

~Tuesday
Zujenia or rather her puppetteer, the best, the awesome, KAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTT!!!

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In response to Vyr leaving and returning a second time to be greeted:

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Z Z Zujenia Kait:
Hi, I'm Kait, the third person talking potentially crazy individual. I greet people once, if more than once I risk them exploding to the sound of my AWESOMENESS. Frankly, I don't feel like cleaning walls, do you? Oh wait, you wouldn't be able because you would be a pile of rainbow goo on the floor, which, btw, makes lovely desserts. Cookies anyone?

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Zeline Nemesis

Member: Zeline Nemesis
Submission: Zeline Nemesis opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: 3rd place

4th place

Research Director Kadrol Hauen

Member: Research Director Kadrol Hauen
File submission: AB9187EB-E680-47BF-AF01-906AD53767FD.png
Textual submission: Kylex’s last quote about the aliens given the context of Reiden’s message
Placement: 4th place

5th place

Dr. Ben

Member: Dr. Ben
File submission: Screenshot_20180523-134407.jpg
Textual submission: I received permission by both Kelviin and Atra you use this small conversation
Placement: 5th place

Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade

Member: Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade
Submission: Grand Inquisitor Morax Darkblade opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Alara Deathbane

Member: Alara Deathbane
File submission: telegram_comp.png
Placement: No placement

General Zentru'la

Member: General Zentru'la
Textual submission: Xen'Mordin: On the plus side ive got tons of time to research shit. good times. this chromebook is slow as hell with so many tabs open.
Elincia: On the positive side, me too.
Elincia: On the negative side, I work on bowel disease so researching shit is literally my job
Placement: No placement

Raiheaux

Member

Raiheaux

Textual submission

In regards to the never ending TLJ debate:

Me - "They had a plan that didn't involve space kamikaze but Poe ruined it. Although you can't stay mad at Poe cuz he is so damn handsome."

Placement

No placement

Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej

Member: Jorm (The Jester) Na'trej
File submission: Unbenannt.jpg
Placement: No placement