Competition: Two Sentence Comedy Story

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Two Sentence Comedy Story

Write a two sentence comedy story about your character finding themselves in an unlikely bind. Entries can be submitted using the normal writing platforms, and will be graded based on humor, creativity, and adhering to the two sentence maximum.

Competition Information

Organized by: Zel Koo
Running time: 2018-05-25 until 2018-06-01 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Akaarn Tayl'cor

Member: Akaarn Tayl'cor
Textual submission: While exploring the ruins I wondered how far below me the floor to the pit was? Then it hit me.
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Privateer Tyraal Bitshiver

Member: Privateer Tyraal Bitshiver
Textual submission: Tyraal swallowed tensely; how had it somehow gotten to this, him watching a female wandering dreamily down an aisle towards him.
Who even was she, he wondered; then he woke up.
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Maximus Alvinius

Member: Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission: The date was going so well I reached in to kiss her at the end of the night. Tricked again falling through her face to the floor by my porg minions.(Hologram Date)
Placement: 3rd place

Ghost Edgar Drachen

Member: Ghost Edgar Drachen
Textual submission: My head was still pounding, my vision started to come back into focus and I have learned a very valuable lesson. It's never good to surprise a female Jedi when they are in the shower.
Placement: No placement

Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Member: Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission: Aura was used to being the colorful bait for a variety of missions, but unfortunately, the crowds of Canto Bight made her look like a dull wall ornament. Finally, she could be the ninja she had always wanted to be.
Placement: No placement