Competition: Two Sentence Comedy Story

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Two Sentence Comedy Story

Write a two sentence comedy story about your character finding themselves in an unlikely bind. Entries can be submitted using the normal writing platforms, and will be graded based on humor, creativity, and adhering to the two sentence maximum.

Competition Information
Organized by
Sala Fe
Running time
2018-05-25 until 2018-06-01 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.
Results
Member
Akaarn Tayl'cor
Textual submission

While exploring the ruins I wondered how far below me the floor to the pit was? Then it hit me.

Placement
1st place
Member
Privateer Tyraal Bitshiver
Textual submission

Tyraal swallowed tensely; how had it somehow gotten to this, him watching a female wandering dreamily down an aisle towards him.
Who even was she, he wondered; then he woke up.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Maximus Alvinius
Textual submission

The date was going so well I reached in to kiss her at the end of the night. Tricked again falling through her face to the floor by my porg minions.(Hologram Date)

Placement
3rd place
Member
Edgar Drachen
Textual submission

My head was still pounding, my vision started to come back into focus and I have learned a very valuable lesson. It's never good to surprise a female Jedi when they are in the shower.

Placement
No placement
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

Aura was used to being the colorful bait for a variety of missions, but unfortunately, the crowds of Canto Bight made her look like a dull wall ornament. Finally, she could be the ninja she had always wanted to be.

Placement
No placement