Competition: Give to your Aedile [HOO]

Specifics

At the end of this competition, it will be December 1st. What is significant about this day? Well, Masaaki Hatsumi and Shingen Takeda were born on these days... but that's not what I mean. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! The task is simple. Write a fiction, one page minimum, about decorating the Oriens Obscurum base, and what kind of present you would give me, and why. Humor is a MUST! We get serious too much, so let's spread the funnies.

Platform

Any kind of word processor.

Comments

The funnier, the better!!