What do you get when
you give Sith alcoholic
egg nog? Well, let's see:

One's faceplanted on
the couch, while another is
dancing in the buff.

Try to take away
their lightsabers before they
chop the "mistletoe."

A snowfall covers,
Our meeting in ashen veils,
Our smiles shine through them

while the new hive sleeps
droids enjoy the silent night
Christmas wishs to all

Sithmas time is here.
Shopping for everyone,
Giving brings me joy.

When the day arrives,
My children tear through it all.
Is that all we get?

Merry Christmas to
The Brotherhood, so all of you
Enjoy Sithmas Day

Deck the droids all nice
Park the speeders on the ice
hang kyber crystals

Let the ewoks sing
praises to the king of kings
Our Grand Master Mav

And when the night falls
And Santa comes on his sleigh
we shout hip hooray

The fat old geezer
Will not bring me any gifts
Killed many rivals

Sithmas has come,
Innocents suffering,
Fun for darksiders.

It is Christmas time
Time for presents, food, drink and
Mistletoe kisses

The best way to spread
Sithmas cheer is swinging wide
at caroler troupes

Joy before fire
Kindled and close to you
My greatest one gift

This time two years past
I got to meet you, finally
And knew a new love

My dear Samantha
My miracle daughter
In you I see spirit bright

You will be greater
Than your origins or flaws
A star in the night

I love you, my sweet
And am so grateful knowing
You love us right back.

I love brain worm pie
Geonotian christmas food
Yummy christmas eats

Wave your lightsabers
Life day is coming again
Give gifts to Jedi