Competition: [Odan-Urr] Grant a Wish (Life Day/Sithmas)

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[Odan-Urr] Grant a Wish (Life Day/Sithmas)

It’s Life Day/Sithmas and things are busy for Space Santa. So they’ve made you one of their helpers and let you grant the wish of the post above you! But you are only an apprentice and make some mistakes. Post your wish in the Discord thread and let the hilarity begin!

This is how you play:

You read the wish in the post above you and reply with “Granted but…”. + your own wish.

Example:

Previous post: I wish I had 1 billion dollar! Granted but you can only spend it on paperclips.

I wish I had a car.

Some basics rules: Each person cannot post back-to-back, but must wait for someone else to post before he can reply. Feel free to submit as many replies as you want.

The winner will be chosen according to creativity and hilarity, and no Clusters of Ice will be awarded for participation.

Link to discourse thread.

Competition Information
Organized by
Vanguard Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Running time
2018-12-11 until 2019-01-31 (about 2 months)
Target Unit
Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type
Run-On
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
11 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.
Results
Member
Seer Archenksov
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Placement
1st place
Member
Corsair Haran "Ji" Urr
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Placement
2nd place
Member
Raider Tybalt Softpaw
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Placement
3rd place
Member
Commander Essik Lyccane
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Placement
4th place
Member
Savant Riverche
Textual submission

Manually added by Vanguard Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Sa Ool
Textual submission

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Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Zanothi Nightblade
Textual submission

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Placement
No placement
Member
Professional Texas UK
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Placement
No placement
Member
Private Joslyn Czarina
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Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Tisto Kingang
Textual submission

Manually added by Vanguard Aurora "Aura" Ta'var

Placement
No placement