It’s Life Day/Sithmas and things are busy for Space Santa. So they’ve made you one of their helpers and let you grant the wish of the post above you! But you are only an apprentice and make some mistakes. Post your wish in the Discord thread and let the hilarity begin!
This is how you play:
You read the wish in the post above you and reply with “Granted but…”. + your own wish.
Previous post: I wish I had 1 billion dollar! Granted but you can only spend it on paperclips.
I wish I had a car.
Some basics rules: Each person cannot post back-to-back, but must wait for someone else to post before he can reply. Feel free to submit as many replies as you want.
The winner will be chosen according to creativity and hilarity, and no Clusters of Ice will be awarded for participation.
Link to discourse thread.