Competition: Plagueis Urban Dictionary

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Plagueis Urban Dictionary

Some of you may be familiar with the website Urban Dictionary (not going to link here because it's NSFW). For those who aren't familiar, it's basically a website that defines colliqualisms and other slang terms. Well, it's about time Plagueis got it's own version.

For this event, your task is to come up with a definition for a term that would be found in the Plagueis edition of the Urban Dictionary. This can be a Plagueis slang term or another word defined in a way that is specific to the clan. Entries will be judged on humor and their fit within the general theme of the Urban Dictionary. There is no word minimum or maximum, but keep in mind that brevity is the soul of wit.

Competition Information

Organized by: Grand Inquisitor Arden Karn di Plagia
Running time: 2019-01-01 until 2019-01-20 (20 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Textual submission

**Zuser** (verb)

To buy something, show it off, then immediately sell it back as soon as the full refund has expired, resulting in a net loss of credits.

*Dude, what happened to your ship?*

*Oh, man. I wanted a new set of modded blasters so I Zusered it*

Placement

1st place

2nd place

General Ronovi Tavisaen

Member

General Ronovi Tavisaen

Textual submission

Wrathovi (n.) : A compound title for the current Dread Lord's Wrath; also used to describe one who is overtly temperamental or prone to violence.

"Dude, John, relax. You're acting like a total Wrathovi right now."

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Nayc Gai

Member

Nayc Gai

Textual submission

Plagueis

Definition 1: Verb: To create life, or in the term of the Dark Side to create from infectious source of life.

Example: I decided I really need to go Number 2, Number 1....and dropped a deuce. Instead of laying demons, I ended up Plagueis (ing) . (plural present tense) the bathroom and everyone become Plagueis(ed) (plural past tense). So the place was quarantined and it was all my fault.

Definition 2: Adjective: To carry an infectious personality that it ends up creating a new perspective or attraction to that Dark Side individual

Example: When I first met my master, my jaw dropped as I was Plagueis by her presence. Thus in turn my perspective in life was Plagueised as well from that day on. For I was Plagueis in her hands.

Definition 3: Verb: A smartass, wisecrack, cocky, arrogant, flawed by their ego.

Example: I swear did you hear that professor at the Academy today. Boy his Plagueis must be so big like the Death Star that all it takes is a Force Choke grabbing him by the balls it would **** him up for life.

Definition 4: Adjective: A person wise, but at the same time too sounding mad, or senile. Laymen's terms: So wise they can't be understood.

Example: I just don't get it, how can the force be dimensional with multiple facets or possibilities if you can't see a damn bloody thing, BECAUSE IT'S THE DARKSIDE!

Thank you, thank you, glad to participate.
Neophyte Nayc Gai (Sith) / House Ajunta Pall of Clan Plagueis [SA: II] [GMRG: I] [INQ: I]
{SA: DPE - DPV}

Placement

3rd place

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Textual submission: Kelly
Definition 1: A person who tends to ask lots of questions.
Definition 2: A really awesome person
Definition 3: A Headache.
Placement: No placement

Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr

Member: Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission: Brimstoning - The act to take competitions head on at a pace of face planting a semi truck with a kiss of steel
Placement: No placement