Competition: Wanna play a game? [D&D Parody]

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Wanna play a game? [D&D Parody]

This is a comedy entertainment themed writing prompt relying on the use of your Main or Alt slot NPC. Additional characters can be of your own creation or from fellow members of the Brotherhood. It may be in good spirit to consult with your fellow members before utilizing their characters.

Prompt:
The realities of prolonged conflict weigh heavily on both the body and the soul. In order to refresh everyone, someone had the bright idea to organize a game of Krypts & Krayts for new and experienced players alike. Your character and four others are about to embark on an epic quest, with another acting as Krypt Master. Now, it's time to introduce their Player Characters to the group and see how their adventure unfolds in the game.

Write this story from the perspective of the players at the holo-table.

How to submit:
Write a fiction at least 500 words in length. No maximum. Must be delivered in .txt, .doc, .pdf, or via the submission box. Anything in a Google Doc must be exported as a .pdf or .doc for submission.

How it will be graded:
Grading will be based on the Voice Fiction Rubric with bonus points for comedy on a 1 to 4 scale.

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Competition Information
Organized by
Darth Renatus, Obelisk Adherent Rrogon Skar Agrona
Running time
2019-01-12 until 2019-02-02 (22 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
16 subscribers, of which 3 have participated.
Results
1st place
Tomora Nay'ek
Member
Tomora Nay'ek
File submission
DJB_-_Wanna_Play_a_Game.rtf
Placement
1st place
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
File submission
Wanna_Play_a_Game_.pdf
Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
File submission
Krypts_and_Krayts.pdf
Placement
3rd place