Competition: A:VD3: Padme and Me

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A:VD3: Padme and Me

What's dinner without a movie? Give a Star Wars' themed title for a 'romantic comedy' as well as a short (two sentences, three max) synopsis. Let thy creativity flow!

Grading will be based on humor and relation to Star Wars.

The overall point values for placement in this competition for the event is as follows:
* 1st: 4 Points
* 2nd: 3 Points
* 3rd: 2 Points

Competition Information
Parent Competition
A:VD3: Prom Night
Organized by
General Stres'tron'garmis
Running time
2019-02-08 until 2019-02-14 (7 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
13 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.
Results
Member
Blade Mistress Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Textual submission

Star Wars: Sith Wedding Crashers

Sith duo, Lord Sarge Elmet and Lady Kursa Alott are Imperial divorce mediators who spend their free time crashing wedding receptions. For the boisterous duo, there are few better ways to drink for free, piss off the fancy folks and bed vulnerable men and women. So when Moff Ian Aloser announces the wedding of his son, the pair make it their mission to crash the luxurious and stuck-up event. However, their scheme collides with a celestial body when Kursa becomes enthralled by the man of honor Russell.

Placement
1st place
Member
Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission

Can You Date A Jedi?

A romantic fun filled comedy about two Jedi in love, but aren't sure how they will be able to date. So they decide to enlist the help of a Sith to discuss with the Jedi Elders on the finer points of love and romance. Hilarity and sparks are about to fly, so get ready for the outrageous unlikely trio you will ever have the chance to meet.

Placement
2nd place
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

"Meesa Diary"

A young Gungan is out casted from Gungan society when his love for smuggled Coruscantian Romance Operas. Forced to leave his planet, Ro Meo Mont travels the galaxy to pursue his love of the Theater and along the way, unlocking the love of his heart.

Placement
3rd place
Member
Champion Rajhin Cindertail
Textual submission

"The 400 Year Old Virgin"

Members of the Jedi Council conspire to get Master Yoda laid

Placement
No placement
Member
Ghost Luka Zarkot
Textual submission

Must Love Porgs: After a run of bad luck in love, Bwibeb the Hutt is set up by her gal pal, Yota, on a blind date. Bwibeb soon finds out that her match was made over the dating site, Plenty of Porgs. Will she learn to love the Porg-sessed Rubblurbex -- or will her insatiable appetite ruffle some feathers?

Placement
No placement
Member
Darth Renatus
Submission
Darth Renatus opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Textual submission

Porg me a Jar Jar.

A story about porging a Jar Jar. It gives meesa wings.

Placement
No placement
Member
Magik
Submission
Magik opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Submission
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Textual submission

"What Jedi Want"

When a famous Jedi Hunter is struck by Force Lightening, his ability to use Telepathy is greatly enhanced, but only for female Jedi! Now, able to hear the innermost thoughts and desires of his prey, he must fight these new feeling that are driving his heart wild. Cant he muster the strength to accomplish his assigned task, or will true love balance out his darker tendencies.

Placement
No placement