Competition: Taldryan Acronym!

Using the abbreviations found below, make them acronym based.

Example:

M:HM= Maneating:Human Monster

Grading will be blind and based on what I find funny. The more humorous you get, the higher the chance of winning! Use the following abbreviations for the competition. All must be used in order to count for participation and rewards.

CON PCON RM QUA AED BTL