Competition: Taldryan Acronym!

Finished
Taldryan Acronym!

Using the abbreviations found below, make them acronym based.

Example:

M:HM= Maneating:Human Monster

Grading will be blind and based on what I find funny. The more humorous you get, the higher the chance of winning! Use the following abbreviations for the competition. All must be used in order to count for participation and rewards.

CON PCON RM QUA AED BTL

Competition Information
Organized by
Seer Morax Darkblade
Running time
2019-02-08 until 2019-02-15 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Taldryan
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
3 subscribers, of which 1 has participated.
Results
1st place
Neophyte icelevel
Member
Neophyte icelevel
Textual submission

CON = Chewbacca's Oderous Nest
PCON = Pfff, Cheap Old Nerfherder
RM: R2D2 Malfunctioned
QUA = Qi'ra, U Aight
AED = All Episodes Despecialized
BTL = Better Thank Lucas

Placement
1st place