Competition: [DJB at SWC 2019] Caption This #1

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[DJB at SWC 2019] Caption This #1

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Chicago 2019!

caption1

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective whim of the grader- Wally.

Competition Information
Organized by
Exarch Marick Tyris Arconae
Running time
2019-04-20 until 2019-04-27 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
25 subscribers, of which 25 have participated.
Results
Member
Lord Muz Ashen Keibatsu
Textual submission

"Hehah, say the line, Georgie Boy."

Placement
1st place
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
File submission
Celebration_Caption_1.jpg
Placement
2nd place
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

"This deal is getting worse all the time."

Placement
3rd place
Member
Blade Mistress Alaisy "Aphotis" Tir'eivra
Textual submission

Better chained up by Mickey than left to his own devices!

Placement
4th place
Member
General Stres'tron'garmis
Submission
General Stres'tron'garmis opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
5th place
Member
Seer Xolarin
Textual submission

"Yang chas Mickey chone Lucas!"

Placement
No placement
Member
Tasha'Vel Versea
Textual submission

Come Lucas, I am your Daddy.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

Well, this was unexpected. But at least I look cute!

Placement
No placement
Member
Kamala Vakur
Textual submission

YOUSA IN BIG DOO DOO THIS TIME!

Placement
No placement
Member
Raiheaux
Textual submission

What happens when fans think $4 billion is slavery.

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
File submission
sw_meme_0001.jpg
Placement
No placement
Member
Inquisitor Valaeron
Submission
Inquisitor Valaeron opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Magik
Submission
Magik opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra
Submission
Blade Master Aiden Lee Deshra opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Lucine Vasano
Textual submission

"That's the last time I hit the slave auction while drunk."

Placement
No placement
Member
Essik Lyccane
Submission
Essik Lyccane opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Enjoying the show?

Placement
No placement
Member
Proconsul Diyrian "Diy" Grivna
Textual submission

I'm a slave to my creations, but damn do I look sexy

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Bentre Stahoes
Textual submission

I should have seen this coming after Return of the Jedi...

Placement
No placement
Member
Master Ruka Tenbriss Ya-ir
Textual submission

Still better treatment of a director than by the fans.

Placement
No placement
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Yes, he finally convinced me... No, I'm not singing Britney Spears with that!

Placement
No placement
Member
Qyreia Arronen
File submission
50shadesofLucas.png
Placement
No placement
Member
Colonel Len Iode
Textual submission

Come Slave Lucas, we must remove your brain for preservation.

Placement
No placement
Member
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova
Submission
Headmistress Alethia Archenksova opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Vorran Shadowfeather
Submission
Vorran Shadowfeather opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Aru Law
Textual submission

Darth Mouse just acquired a new concubine, the witchers leia

Placement
No placement