Competition: [DJB at SWC 2019] Caption This #2

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[DJB at SWC 2019] Caption This #2

Create a caption for the following image from DJB at SW Celebration: Chicago 2019!

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Grading Criteria

Grading will be determined solely on the humor and cleverness of the submitted caption. Placement will be determined by the subjective whim of the grader- Wally.

Competition Information
Organized by
Master Marick Tyris
Running time
2019-04-20 until 2019-04-27 (8 days)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Other
Awards
Third Level Crescents
Participants
24 subscribers, of which 21 have participated.
Results
Member
Colonel Rhylance
Textual submission

I know we always miss...but this definitely isn't a pool.

Placement
1st place
Member
Corsair Qyreia Arronen
File submission
501stpoolparty.png
Placement
2nd place
Member
Battlemaster Magik
Submission
Battlemaster Magik opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
3rd place
Member
Lieutenant Dasha 'Jala' Talus
Textual submission

I hear there's a pool here? I can't have missed this time.

Placement
4th place
Member
Mystic Xolarin
Textual submission

"Our first wave of Pool Troopers are ready, Lord Vader."

Placement
5th place
Member
Warrior Alaisy Tir’eivra
Textual submission

Keep him company in the tub!

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Reiden Palpatine Karr
Textual submission

You're telling me I had to wait two hours after eating before I can go swimming? Son of a nerfherder...

Placement
No placement
Member
Commander Essik Lyccane
Submission
Commander Essik Lyccane opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Reaver Satsi Tameike Arconae
Textual submission

A Stormtrooper in the service of the lesser known Emperor *penguin*.

Placement
No placement
Member
Augur Kordath Bleu
Submission
Augur Kordath Bleu opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

Mother duck said 'quackquackquack' and this odd looking duck came back.

Placement
No placement
Member
Lieutenant Colonel Len Iode
Submission
Lieutenant Colonel Len Iode opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
File submission
sw_meme_0002.jpg
Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Wraith
Textual submission

"Hmm...that would this dude be? A Shoretrooper?
"Naah! It's just a storm trooper going scuba diving."

Placement
No placement
Member
Hunter Aru Law
Textual submission

Even stormtroopers have vacations. According to the union syndicate

Placement
No placement
Member
Ranger Justinios Taldrya Drake
Textual submission

Blasting the rebs away in Imperialville

Placement
No placement
Member
Reaver Scudi Ferria
Submission
Reaver Scudi Ferria opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Bentre Kairn'tel Sadow
Textual submission

The Plagueis' prototype "Beach Trooper" finally sees the light of day

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Lucine Vasano
Textual submission

Deploying the Storm Trooper Marine Corp!

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Zujenia
Textual submission

It appears I have missed the pool party...as well.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Finally got that beach day I put in for last year!

Placement
No placement