Competition: Character Limericks

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Character Limericks

You ever wonder what kind of craziness your character could get up to or just feel like writing nonsense, then here is a competition for you! In this competition, I would like for you to write a limerick of either your character, alt, or even someone else's character. (If using someone else's character please get permission first).

Grading will be done using the standard fiction rubric : Emphasis will be more on creativity and originality. Good Luck and Have fun!

Example Limerick:

There once was a Warlord named Arden

That thought he would tend to his Garden

So here was his deal

He punished everyone with a seal

Until he could blast them to carbon

Competition Information
Organized by
Battlelord Tasha'Vel Versea
Running time
2019-05-01 until 2019-05-31 (about 1 month)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
26 subscribers, of which 20 have participated.
Results
Member
Privateer Kelviin
Textual submission

THERE ONCE WAS A DISAPPOINT WOOKIEE
HE STOP AT A SHOP FOR A LOOKY
THE CREATURES SO CUTE
HE PAY TO PET SNOOT
BUT THE SELLER WAS ACTUALLY BOOKIE

Placement
1st place
Member
Battlemaster Kookimarissia Mimosa-Inahj
Textual submission

Apologies, I sent this when logged in on my spouse in RL's computer (Andrelious) so I accidently sent it on his login. He has updated his submission and entered his entry and below is my entry and I have remembered to log in as Kooki this time :P sorry to confuse

There once was a Sith called Kooki
Who didn't always say no to nooky
If her spouse forgot food
Or put her in a mood
She'd wish she could turn him into a wookie

Placement
2nd place
3rd place
Raider Grot
Member
Raider Grot
Textual submission

There once was a lizard named Grot
Who thought he was quite a good shot
He met a woman called satsi
Who was really quite naughty
And tied his gun in a knot!

Placement
3rd place
Member
Warlord Ronovi Tavisaen
Textual submission

There once was a Ronnie from Yridia
who drank heavily in the city-a
Aliso's her home
and the streets she'll roam
for a girl without actinomyxidia

Placement
4th place
Member
Warlord Andrelious J. Mimosa-Inahj
Textual submission

There once was a father of four
Whose spouse treated him like a whore
She wanted him to impress
So made him wear a dress
And that night he was very sore

Placement
5th place
Member
Knight Karran Val'teo
Textual submission

There was a Zabrak from Tattooine
Who for a fight, was always keen.
An Arconan offered,
He soundly was boffered,
And that's how Satsi broke Karran’s spleen.

Placement
6th place
Member
Mystic Xolarin
Textual submission

Jedi have fallen throughout history,
The Darkness alluring its witchery,
Xolarin did follow
With intense bravado,
And now he is steeped in Dark's mystery.

Placement
7th place
Member
Lieutenant Colonel Len Iode
Submission
Lieutenant Colonel Len Iode opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
8th place
9th place
Seer Zujenia
Member
Seer Zujenia
Textual submission

There once was a staff swingin' half-Ryn
Whose good heart was her biggest sin
So she toughened it up
And refused to screw-up
As she hit them all in the karkin' shins.

Placement
9th place
Member
Reaver Scudi Ferria
Submission
Reaver Scudi Ferria opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
10th place
Member
Colonel Rhylance
Textual submission

Aiden Lee Deshra Limerick:

There once was a duelist named Aiden
Who never knew the love of a Maiden
Several ladies he has fought
Only challenges were wrought
Always feeling that he should have just stayed in.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

There once was a badass Cathar
He went by the name of Ranarr
His ways were real rough
He acted real rough
But inside he carrier a scar.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Eyes of sulfer and skin crimson as blood,
She may be Sith but within her heart there is good,
Dark power within yet a heart gold,
Tahiri be her name with energy bold,
Dark mistress of her fearsome creature brood.

Placement
No placement
Member
Seer Alara Deathbane
Textual submission

Alara is known to be crazy.
Her memory before 9 is kinda hazy.
For those who don't know, she cut down her foe
the hutt smugglers who took her from safety.

Later on, death intervened
She crashed a cruiser and ruptured her spleen
The Jedi found her, tried to hound her,
and realized she would not die, though she bleeds

Deathbane is what they called the girl
She tried to hide her anger, put it in shelter
but her sith power's a pearl with true muster.

She left the temple she knew
To herself she would stay true,
To live in a jungle, away from Jedi trouble
Is what she intended to do.

As years decided to go by,
the Dark Jedi Brotherhood caught her eye
She found a sister, one who she didn't know missed her
and discovered her parents had to die.

Turns out they sold her as a slave at the age of 3
To hutts she would stay within captivity
But her sister was treasured, and Alara? Forget her.
So then she decided to make them pay for their greed

On her sister's honeymoon, Alara did travel.
She followed the couple to a remote hovel.
While the couple left on, and the parents went down
To sleep, their last they would truly cuddle.

She snuck in their room, and pulled them out to their doom
She reminded them, "silly parents, did you think I'd forget you?"
With a lift of her hand, and the light of her sword
She cut off their heads and avenged as she swore.

Her sister didn't always forgive her,
but time went on, and so did the sisters.
Shadow in one clan, Alara in another
They rendevous from the world and hide with each other.

Her family's grown, 2 nephews and a new dad.
Alara has a boyfriend, an apprentice, an ewok, and a cat.
Has her rage finally snuffed her? It's truly hard to say.
Her actions are still puzzling to this very day.

Placement
No placement
Member
Mystic Eilen Jath
Textual submission

Playing a game she wanted to win,
Eilen danced with Lee again.
Her voice wasn't pretty,
Her movement was jittery,
But in the end, she got Lee to grin.

Placement
No placement
Member
Savant Cymbre Kall
Submission
Savant Cymbre Kall opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Warrior Alaisy Tir’eivra
Textual submission

Stirring of conflicts inspires her muse,

brutal ignition of flame by fuse.

Playing with deadly whips,

away from Doctor’s chips.

Penetrating skulls with high heeled shoes.

Placement
No placement
Member
Knight Khryso Mallus
Textual submission

There once was a Sith with blue skin
Many a Chiss he called kin
Khryso was his name
He sought out great fame
And to that end was willing to sin.

Placement
No placement
Member
Battlemaster Magik
Submission
Battlemaster Magik opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Battlelord Lucine Vasano
Textual submission

Lucine was a Sith and a redhead,
Who loved taking Chiss into her bed.
The color blue
Was her favorite hue,
"It looks so good on me," she said.

Placement
No placement