Competition: Character Limericks

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Character Limericks

You ever wonder what kind of craziness your character could get up to or just feel like writing nonsense, then here is a competition for you! In this competition, I would like for you to write a limerick of either your character, alt, or even someone else's character. (If using someone else's character please get permission first).

Grading will be done using the standard fiction rubric : Emphasis will be more on creativity and originality. Good Luck and Have fun!

Example Limerick:

There once was a Warlord named Arden

That thought he would tend to his Garden

So here was his deal

He punished everyone with a seal

Until he could blast them to carbon

Competition Information
Organized by
Battlemaster Tasha'Vel Versea
Running time
2019-05-01 until 2019-05-31 (about 1 month)
Ends in
10 days (2019-05-31 23:59:59 UTC/18:59:59 EST)
Target Unit
Entire DJB
Competition Type
Fiction
Awards
Second Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
21 subscribers, of which 10 have already participated.