THERE ONCE WAS A DISAPPOINT WOOKIEE
HE STOP AT A SHOP FOR A LOOKY
THE CREATURES SO CUTE
HE PAY TO PET SNOOT
BUT THE SELLER WAS ACTUALLY BOOKIE

Apologies, I sent this when logged in on my spouse in RL's computer (Andrelious) so I accidently sent it on his login. He has updated his submission and entered his entry and below is my entry and I have remembered to log in as Kooki this time :P sorry to confuse

There once was a Sith called Kooki
Who didn't always say no to nooky
If her spouse forgot food
Or put her in a mood
She'd wish she could turn him into a wookie

There once was a lizard named Grot
Who thought he was quite a good shot
He met a woman called satsi
Who was really quite naughty
And tied his gun in a knot!

There once was a Ronnie from Yridia
who drank heavily in the city-a
Aliso's her home
and the streets she'll roam
for a girl without actinomyxidia

There once was a father of four
Whose spouse treated him like a whore
She wanted him to impress
So made him wear a dress
And that night he was very sore

There was a Zabrak from Tattooine
Who for a fight, was always keen.
An Arconan offered,
He soundly was boffered,
And that's how Satsi broke Karran’s spleen.

Jedi have fallen throughout history,
The Darkness alluring its witchery,
Xolarin did follow
With intense bravado,
And now he is steeped in Dark's mystery.

There once was a staff swingin' half-Ryn
Whose good heart was her biggest sin
So she toughened it up
And refused to screw-up
As she hit them all in the karkin' shins.

Lucine was a Sith and a redhead,
Who loved taking Chiss into her bed.
The color blue
Was her favorite hue,
"It looks so good on me," she said.

There once was a Sith with blue skin
Many a Chiss he called kin
Khryso was his name
He sought out great fame
And to that end was willing to sin.

Stirring of conflicts inspires her muse,

brutal ignition of flame by fuse.

Playing with deadly whips,

away from Doctor’s chips.

Penetrating skulls with high heeled shoes.

Aiden Lee Deshra Limerick:

There once was a duelist named Aiden
Who never knew the love of a Maiden
Several ladies he has fought
Only challenges were wrought
Always feeling that he should have just stayed in.

Playing a game she wanted to win,
Eilen danced with Lee again.
Her voice wasn't pretty,
Her movement was jittery,
But in the end, she got Lee to grin.

Alara is known to be crazy.
Her memory before 9 is kinda hazy.
For those who don't know, she cut down her foe
the hutt smugglers who took her from safety.

Later on, death intervened
She crashed a cruiser and ruptured her spleen
The Jedi found her, tried to hound her,
and realized she would not die, though she bleeds

Deathbane is what they called the girl
She tried to hide her anger, put it in shelter
but her sith power's a pearl with true muster.

She left the temple she knew
To herself she would stay true,
To live in a jungle, away from Jedi trouble
Is what she intended to do.

As years decided to go by,
the Dark Jedi Brotherhood caught her eye
She found a sister, one who she didn't know missed her
and discovered her parents had to die.

Turns out they sold her as a slave at the age of 3
To hutts she would stay within captivity
But her sister was treasured, and Alara? Forget her.
So then she decided to make them pay for their greed

On her sister's honeymoon, Alara did travel.
She followed the couple to a remote hovel.
While the couple left on, and the parents went down
To sleep, their last they would truly cuddle.

She snuck in their room, and pulled them out to their doom
She reminded them, "silly parents, did you think I'd forget you?"
With a lift of her hand, and the light of her sword
She cut off their heads and avenged as she swore.

Her sister didn't always forgive her,
but time went on, and so did the sisters.
Shadow in one clan, Alara in another
They rendevous from the world and hide with each other.

Her family's grown, 2 nephews and a new dad.
Alara has a boyfriend, an apprentice, an ewok, and a cat.
Has her rage finally snuffed her? It's truly hard to say.
Her actions are still puzzling to this very day.

Eyes of sulfer and skin crimson as blood,
She may be Sith but within her heart there is good,
Dark power within yet a heart gold,
Tahiri be her name with energy bold,
Dark mistress of her fearsome creature brood.

There once was a badass Cathar
He went by the name of Ranarr
His ways were real rough
He acted real rough
But inside he carrier a scar.