Competition: [VoM] Pun War! (Week 2)

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[VoM] Pun War! (Week 2)

One never tires of puns - not even while they're on vacation! For this competition, come up with your best puns and wordplay for the following words related to Mustafar:

VOLCANO

LAVA

FIRE

ASH

HIGH GROUND

FLOW

MINE

CRUST

CRYSTAL

Grading will be based on creativity, humor, and appropriate use of both Star Wars and DB lore.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [PLA] Vacation on Mustafar
Organized by: General Ronovi Tavisaen
Running time: 2019-05-27 until 2019-06-03 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Fourth Level Crescents
Participants: 7 subscribers, of which 5 have participated.

Results

1st place

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Textual submission

In the middle of Furios' guided tour of Mustafar...

Furios: Az! What are you doing all the way over there?!?!
Az: (holding his spice pipe near a river of lava to light it) I'm just getting into the FLOW of the tour!
Furios: While I LAVA your enthusiasm, this isn't the time to be taking a break! Now get back here and hand over that pipe!
Az: I VOLCANNOT do that. This is MINE and I need it to participate in MUSTAFARIAN traditions.
Furios: As your master, I have the HIGH GROUND here!
Az: Yeah? Well, I'm making my own HIGH GROUND!
Furios: Let me be CRYSTAL clear. If you don't get your ASH back here right now I will throw you in the lake like my last assistant!
Az: Really?!?! You're going to FIRE me over this? Man, for a 26 year old, you sure act like a CRUSTY old man...

Placement

1st place

2nd place

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Member

TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia

Textual submission

VOLCANO - Ronovi certainly has a volcanic personality. Be careful she doesn’t erupt.

LAVA - I’m in lava with this vacation on Mustafar.

FIRE - Anakin’s attempt to leap over Obi Wan and a pretty eber-racing end.

ASH - Given his love of vacations, it’s no surprise that Arden is going to ASHew from visiting Mustafar.

HIGH GROUND - You may have the high ground, but Obi-leve me your still going to lose.

FLOW - Obi Wan didn’t defeat Anakin due to the high ground, Anakin lost because he had the flow ground.

MINE - On the way to Mustafar, TuQ wouldn’t stop mining Furios for information on where they were going.

CRUST - Some say Mustafar has no personality, I think it’s a little crusty.

CRYSTAL - The Empire used crystal to power the Death Star. I don’t know who Crystal is, but I don’t want to get on her bad side.

Placement

2nd place

3rd place

Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson

Member: Chronicler Arcadia “Caid” Skålson
File submission: VoM_Puns_Wk2.pdf
Placement: 3rd place

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Textual submission

The name's Cano, Vol Cano.

Mustafar is fire.

Everyone is burned, everything is ash it should be.

Placement

No placement

Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr

Member: Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission: VOLCANO - eVOLCANOt evolve
LAVA - me LAVA you long time
FIRE - Obama, you’re FIREd
ASH - kiss my ASH damn it
HIGH GROUND - the sky is HIGH, GROUND is low
FLOW - even FLOW is the best for baby bottles
MINE - don’t MINE me, I am not a nugget in the MINE
CRUST - not only is she old, she’s CRUSTy
CRYSTAL - CRYSTAL methane is not a strippers name
Placement: No placement