Competition: [VoM] Pun War! (Week 1)

"Where have you been all my life? Because I've been looking in Alderaan places."

"I must be Kylo Ren, because you're my First Order."

"Call me Han Solo because I'm about to shirt first. Want to grab a drink?"

Hey there darlin', care to try not to choke on my ambition?
I might be overestimating my power, but I want to try and take your high ground.
Baby, call me a Sith, because you are an 'absolute' bombshell.

- Is your name Zuser, because I’d love to buzz your tower!
- Are you into CAH? Because we’d love to steal your humanity.
- Baby, I’d never lie to you! Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

1) They say Mustafar is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
2) Is there a spaceport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
3) Is your dad a member of The Collective? Cause you’re the bomb/Infiltrated my heart.
4) Is your name HoloNet? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
5) Are you a Lothcat because I'm feline a connection between us.
6) If looks could kill, you'd be a Starkiller Base.
7) Is the climate control unit malfunctioning in here or is it just you? (Mustafar, "Is it hot in here")

1) Its my lightsaber. Go ahead, touch it, play with it.
2) Would your boyfriend mind if I bought you a drink?
3) You seemed really interesting and I thought you might wanna go out and share a TIEpod?
4) That's no moon, its a penis.
5) You are about to witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station.
6) I wanna lick your outer rim.
7) I hate sand...(it worked for Padme, dont judge)
8) If you want, I can get us a sweet sit down spot with no railing on El Death Starro.
9) How about you dress up as Leia, and Ill be the big black guy.
10) Hello there...

* Hey baby, you know there's a Rule of Two, me and you!

* Hey honey, I am a Chadra-Fan of you!

* I like big Hutts and I cannot lie!

"I'd like to be Zam Wessel to your J-type diplomatic barge. We can go out with a big bang."
"I'm attracted to you like torpedos are to the Death Star!"
"I'd climb to the top of Scarif tower to communicate my love for you."

Did I see you on the holonet or in my dreams either way, we can get out of here and I can show you what happened.

Are you a droid because all the people I've met don't look that perfect.

Mustafar, the lava's the second hottest thing about this planet.

Would you like to Pla a game?

I'd go to Jakku for you.

Are you the First Order because like the New Republic I'm not showing any signs of resistance.

It must be hot here, cause I'm Lava'ing your coolness.
A Lava flea wouldn't stand a chance against your hotness.
You must be one to keeping this place hot, cause I'm sweating in your presence.