Competition: [VoM Week 2] Reg and the No Good Very Bad Vacation Day

Regik Sey'lan, or Reg as literally everyone in Plagueis calls him, was thrilled to finally get to go on a vacation. However, Mustafar isn't always the most welcoming of planets and not all vacations go well. In fact, very little goes well for Reg and he's just destined to have a No Good Very Bad Vacation Day.

Your task is to write Reg, whose character sheet is linked above, getting into a life threatening situation of some sort.There's one important thing though, we call it the Rule of Reg. No matter how hard you might want to or try to, you can't kill Reg. He's too...Reg for that. Your entry must be 500 words at minimum and will be graded using the Voice fiction rubric. While other characters, your own included, can appear in the fiction, Reg should be the main character.