Competition: [Code: Dread] Tall Tales (Week 1)

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[Code: Dread] Tall Tales (Week 1)

Choosing a member of the opposing team, write a limerick about them. Don’t remember what a limerick is? Well, according to Google, it is “a humorous, frequently bawdy, verse of three long and two short lines rhyming aabba, popularized by Edward Lear.”

An example below:

The Ballad of TuQ’uan

There once was a Kel Dor from Ord
Who never was out of his gourd
He wore quite a hat
(What do you think of that?)
So he couldn’t possibly be ignored

Please submit the limerick in a .pdf or .docx format, or you may type it directly into the submission box on the DJB website.

Grading will be based on originality, humor, and following appropriate limerick structure.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [PLA] Code: Dread
Organized by: TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia, General Ronovi Tavisaen, Darth Renatus
Running time: 2019-09-30 until 2019-10-07 (8 days)
Target Unit: Clan Plagueis
Competition Type: Poetry
Awards: Third Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.

Results

1st place

A deleted dossier

Member: A deleted dossier
Textual submission: There was once a Sith called Arden,
Who got caught in the act in his garden
His girl, she blushed
But Arden he rushed
To beg the Dread Lord for a pardon
Placement: 1st place

2nd place

Azmodius Equesinfernum

Member: Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission: There once was a raider named TuQ
Who wasn't a very good cook
He made a few soups
that gave many the poops
and now tops each one's black book
Placement: 2nd place

3rd place

Furios Morega di Plagia

Member: Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission: He fits in this clan like a glove
Almost died in space up above
They blew up his ship
His truck did a flip
The ol' Chiss we all know and love
Placement: 3rd place

Unknown

Member: Unknown
Submission: Unknown opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement: No placement

Lucien d’Valrois

Member

Lucien d’Valrois

Textual submission

The Ballad of Scudi Ferria

Heart-shape face and wind-red eyes,
Behold one of Fenrir's poetic pies
Oh dweller in junk
You got a bot for a boyfriend, punk?!
Dont like big, bad wolves? All lies!

Love music, says you?
This wolf can give you the best "whoooou"
So leave the junk
Dont be a punk
Grab some fur and we'll howl "whoooou"

Placement

No placement

Warlord Khryso Mallus

Member: Warlord Khryso Mallus
Textual submission: Ferria lives among trash
Building a sizable stash
She may be quite tall
but she's nobody's thrall
and she'll hack your tech in a flash
Placement: No placement

Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr

Member

Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr

Textual submission

The Ballad of Gaius Julius Caesar

Julius is the old man
Who heads part of the Muur Clan
No real Force to his call
Once was stabbed in the ball
His bowels are stuck in the can.

Placement

No placement

Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae

Member: Blade Mistress Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission: Ranarr Kul-Tarentae, what a guy,
A lovable fluff ball, definitaly not shy.
Don’t ever make him mad,
Or else for you it might turn bad.
You know you’ll love him if you try.
Placement: No placement

Dr. Giyana Jurro

Member: Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission: Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement: No placement

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Member

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae

Textual submission

He joined us not so long ago

Immediately got in the flow

I sensed he's the deal

A chance I should steal

He's one of my students now

Placement

No placement