Competition: [Code: Dread] Tall Tales (Week 1)

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[Code: Dread] Tall Tales (Week 1)

Choosing a member of the opposing team, write a limerick about them. Don’t remember what a limerick is? Well, according to Google, it is “a humorous, frequently bawdy, verse of three long and two short lines rhyming aabba, popularized by Edward Lear.”

An example below:

The Ballad of TuQ’uan

There once was a Kel Dor from Ord
Who never was out of his gourd
He wore quite a hat
(What do you think of that?)
So he couldn’t possibly be ignored

Please submit the limerick in a .pdf or .docx format, or you may type it directly into the submission box on the DJB website.

Grading will be based on originality, humor, and following appropriate limerick structure.

Competition Information
Parent Competition
[PLA] Code: Dread
Organized by
TuQ’uan Varick di Plagia, General Ronovi Tavisaen, Darth Renatus
Running time
2019-09-30 until 2019-10-07 (8 days)
Target Unit
Clan Plagueis
Competition Type
Poetry
Awards
Third Level Crescents and Clusters of Ice as per VOICE guidelines
Participants
10 subscribers, of which 9 have participated.
Results
Member
A deleted dossier
Textual submission

There was once a Sith called Arden,
Who got caught in the act in his garden
His girl, she blushed
But Arden he rushed
To beg the Dread Lord for a pardon

Placement
1st place
Member
Azmodius Equesinfernum
Textual submission

There once was a raider named TuQ
Who wasn't a very good cook
He made a few soups
that gave many the poops
and now tops each one's black book

Placement
2nd place
Member
Warlord Furios Morega di Plagia
Textual submission

He fits in this clan like a glove
Almost died in space up above
They blew up his ship
His truck did a flip
The ol' Chiss we all know and love

Placement
3rd place
Member
Vorran Shadowfeather
Submission
Vorran Shadowfeather opted out of publishing his submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Inquisitor Valaeron
Textual submission

The Ballad of Scudi Ferria

Heart-shape face and wind-red eyes,
Behold one of Fenrir's poetic pies
Oh dweller in junk
You got a bot for a boyfriend, punk?!
Dont like big, bad wolves? All lies!

Love music, says you?
This wolf can give you the best "whoooou"
So leave the junk
Dont be a punk
Grab some fur and we'll howl "whoooou"

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Khryso Mallus
Textual submission

Ferria lives among trash
Building a sizable stash
She may be quite tall
but she's nobody's thrall
and she'll hack your tech in a flash

Placement
No placement
Member
Warlord Brimstone aka Seabr'imsto'nedansr
Textual submission

The Ballad of Gaius Julius Caesar

Julius is the old man
Who heads part of the Muur Clan
No real Force to his call
Once was stabbed in the ball
His bowels are stuck in the can.

Placement
No placement
Member
Adept Tahiri Thorn Morte Tarentae
Textual submission

Ranarr Kul-Tarentae, what a guy,
A lovable fluff ball, definitaly not shy.
Don’t ever make him mad,
Or else for you it might turn bad.
You know you’ll love him if you try.

Placement
No placement
Member
Dr. Giyana Jurro
Submission
Dr. Giyana Jurro opted out of publishing her submission.
Placement
No placement
Member
Ranarr Kul-Tarentae
Textual submission

He joined us not so long ago

Immediately got in the flow

I sensed he's the deal

A chance I should steal

He's one of my students now

Placement
No placement