Competition: (Miscell) Grant a Wish

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(Miscell) Grant a Wish

It’s Life Day and things are busy for the Tree of Life. So they’ve made you one of their helpers and let you grant the wish of the post above you! But you are only an apprentice and make some mistakes. Post your wish in the Discord thread and let the hilarity begin!

This is how you play:

You read the wish in the post above you and reply with “Granted but…”. + your own wish.

Example:

Previous post: I wish I had 1 billion dollar! Your post: Granted but you can only spend it on paperclips. I wish I had a car.

Some basics rules: Each person cannot post back-to-back, but must wait for someone else to post before he can reply. Feel free to submit as many replies as you want.

The winner will be chosen according to creativity and hilarity, and no Clusters of Ice will be awarded for participation.

Link to discourse thread.

Competition Information

Parent Competition: [Odan-Urr] Life Day
Organized by: Aurora "Aura" Ta'var
Running time: 2019-12-15 until 2019-12-30 (16 days)
Target Unit: Clan Odan-Urr
Competition Type: Other
Awards: Third Level Crescents
Participants: 10 subscribers, of which 10 have participated.

Results

1st place

Adept Celevon Werd'a

Member

Adept Celevon Werd'a

Textual submission

Done on the thread.

(Blade wants sushi. There's probably a fund for that.)
Tisto: "Granted, but there are only wasabi rolls... I wish I had more lightsabers."
Me: "Granted; they are, however, the size of chopsticks. I wish we had more pie."

Placement

1st place

2nd place

Essik Lyccane