You’re walking along the street when suddenly you’re accosted by a random cephalopod! And it wants you! More specifically, it needs your help getting its tentacles nice and wet. Please help it. It’s so… lonely.

Play the flash game in the subscriber details and get the highest score possible! Ties will be broken by the highest level achieved, followed by time between subscription and submission. Third level crescents will be awarded to the top three placements.

Want to know what kind of screenshot to send? That’s in the subscriber details too!