Oh no, Waar Duum just sneezed!
The Councilors wont be pleased
Off with his head!
He's better off dead!
Than spreading his germs, he's diseased!

There once was a man named Old Ben
Whose younger self was easily a ten
He got hit by a sneeze
And then died of disease
Thank god he never saw Kylo Ren

There once was a feisty clone trooper
Who refused to wear a mask and thought she was super
Then one day a cold wind blew
Destroy everything we knew
And she ended up in a coma

Here friend take a little Vutalamine
And anxiety will not be your line.
Tip your head back,
Find Life's a wack,
And wash it down with Tattooine wine.

Pick up your lightsaber
And do like Darth Vader
Say hello through the Force
Or you’ll make matters worse
So save the kisses for later

A Jedi took ill and coughed all over
They went to the doctor but forgot a mouth cover
Crossed a Sith lord who was very clean
The Jedi didn’t do the proper hygiene
A mask you must wear to not risk exposure.

There once was a nasty virus
That afflicted a man named Cyris
It twisted his mind
And he became kind
And changed the world with his kindness

A pretty sweet princess named Leia,
though Solo too much of a playa,
so she kissed with her tongue,
Luke Skywalker young,
which is so wrong, on more than one laya.

Rett Pollix went out for a drink,
To find the streets empty and bleak.
The plague must have come,
But he grinned with his rum,
And kicked back all alone for two weeks.

When the virus began to shine
I retreated to a world that was mine
And now I regret
Not hoarding more yet
For I am all out of wine

When the quarantine is long,
make sure you booze is quite strong
I say this advice because
you don't want to kill the buzz

or else you might become sober
before it is all over