Competition: Here We Come A-Caroling!

Vader Baby:
Vader baby, just slip a porgy under the tree for me
Been an awful good sith
Vader baby, so hurry down the exhaust port tonight
Vader baby, a x1 TIE Advanced too, steel blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Vader baby, so hurry down the exhaust port tonight
Thank of all the rebel's I've missed
Think of all the sisters that I haven't kissed
Next year, I could be just as bad
If you check off my Sithmas list
Vader baby, I want a Destroyer and really that's not a lot
been an Imperial all year
Vader baby, so hurry down the exhaust port tonight
Vader honey, one little thing I really need, the codes
To a Kyber mine
Vader baby, so hurry down the exhaust port tonight
Vader cutie, and fill my stockings with a blastech and creds
Sign your "X" on the line
Vader cutie, and hurry down the exhaust port tonight
Come and trim my Sithmas tree
with some decortations bought at Antares
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Vader baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a x-wing
I don't mean on the scope
Vader baby, so hurry down the exhaust port tonight
hurry down the exhaust tonight
hurry, tonight

Hark! The Chancellor is ringing:
"Execute Order 6-6!”
Peace and justice, galaxy-wide.
Jedi younglings all must die!
Ani, go to Mustafar.
Teach the Seps the meaning of ‘fired’!
Try to take your master’s life
after choking out your wife.
Get chopped up and burned alive.
Welcome, Vader, to my side.

I saw Ani with the Senator
In her quarters after we had gone.
They thought they were alone.
Couldn’t wait ‘till they got home.
That’s when I walked back in the room with Rex and Fives in tow.

Then I saw Ani kiss the Senator
Holding her so tightly by his side.
It could have been worse, I knew,
If Kenobi had witnessed too,
Ani kiss his Senator Wife.

Xantros the Red-Nosed Duros, had a very shiny nose...

Deck the halls with Sith halycrons
fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be Sithy
fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our Sith apparel
fa la la la la la la la la

Done to the tune of Your a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, as sung by Jim Carrey in the Grinch who Stole Christmas.

You're a mean one, Mr.Sith
You really are a jerk
You're as cuddly as a Sarlacc
You're as charming as one too, Mr. Sith.
You're best friends with the guy, named Mr. Darth Sideous!
You're a monster, Mr. Sith
Your heart's an empty husk
Your brain is full of Mynoks
And you wear a Dark Side musk, Mr. Sith
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot tusk
You're a vile one, Mr. Sith
You have the manners of loopy Bantha
And you have all the tender sweetness
Of a pack of cranky Sand Panthers, Mr. Sith!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the pack of cranky Sand Panthers!.