Competition: Caption This 1

"'Go to the beach,' he said. 'Catch some rays,' he said. 'You'll have fun,' he said. How am I supposed to have any fun at the beach when I'm trapped in this suit to keep me alive? But worst of all, there's *SAND*. He knows I *hate* sand. You know, I bet he did this to me on purpose."

“Take a vacation, they said. It will be fun, they said. Spend some time with your family, enjoy the beach! Do you know how long it’s going to clean the sand out of my suit?!?”

LIFEGUARD ON DUTY
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DIE AT YOUR OWN RISK

Even the Dark Lord loves Florida

Lord Vader might have 99 problems, but a beach ain’t one.

I learned to like sand

Palpatine said if I couldn't capture Skywalker I had to stay on the beach instead of the boat.

“Working on my tan”