Competition: Writing with the Dark Lords

This container has been about famous Dark Lords of the Sith. But for the most part, none of our characters were alive during the reigns of these powerful lords.

Choose from Plagueis, Sidious, Bane and Exar Kun and write at least 500 words - no maximum - on a chance meeting your character has with your chosen lord. What happens? Do they annihilate you? Do you believe you are strong enough to challenge them? Do you buy them a beer?

The competition will be graded using the DB's Fiction Rubric 2.0. Submissions can be made via the competition page's text box, or uploaded in .doc, .docx or .pdf format.